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colendulum 

Hybrid pendgulum compas thing-a-mer-bober that has circular rings. A glorified sundial. The colendulum's supurb technology can tell you what date it is 4 times a year.
You: Straight ahead is the colendulum, a gift to the University from the Delta Delta Delta sorority.
Me: I heard that if you rub it, it will grant you magical exam passing powers!
colendulum by Givinemdabusiness October 21, 2010
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conundulum

A conundrum that constantly vacillates between two extreme perspectives.
My fiance is wavering between living in a tipi and living in a cob home. But I am not convinced about either option. I would rather live in a traditional structure. It is quite a conundulum I am facing here.
conundulum by Moss Man February 8, 2009
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Clendulum 

A play on the word pendulum. The action where you jump and slide up the corner of a slope, to kill a Pokey.
The Cliff and the Clendulum by Cledgar Clallen Cloe is a stupid troll level, but I made it so that

I could potentially get 2,000 plays on a course.

The Cliff and the Clendulum: TDV-MKY-B7G
Clendulum by Blobbi Boi March 10, 2023
A name for a fat nigga with a chode that is mexican
Condulum by Wookie09 May 22, 2025

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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