calaun

Calaun is a body builder by day, and a tow truck operator by night. Calaun gets along well with his closest friends, but can be rough around the edges to new people.

Don't say anything gay, calaun will punch a hole in the wall

calaun by Calaun May 7, 2018

Wayne Calandriello 

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.

Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!

Wayne Calandriello by Wayne Calendrillo December 13, 2014

Calandra 

She is loving, caring, warm spirited, loveable, and beautiful. She is likeable and dependable, everyone's best friend but do not cross her because just as she is friendly her wrath is cold as ice. She's spontaneous and lives to laugh and have fun. She's optimistic and sees the world in a positive light. She will always bring you joy.

Im having a bad day. I need Calandra to brighten it up and make me smile.

Calandra by Peaches1272 March 10, 2013

Casaundra 

A sweet, loving, caring, strong hearted, patient, Beautifully souled, Fun loving, understanding, unique and Friendliest girl you will know! Always willing to help out and lend a hand. Can make a friend with just about anyone! Knows how to make you smile when you need it most and always willing to go far for her friends! One of the best girls you can have as a girlfriend. So if you get one don't let her go! She knows how to rock it and keep it real!

Casaundra makes me happy.

Casaundra by Vicurious February 3, 2010

Calan 

A wonderful boy that will treat you like a princess. He will always help you when you feel down. A Calan would be an amazing boyfriend, he would never cheat on you.

Beware, he can get a little protective over the person he likes.

Calan has a good sense of humor but will sometimes be a little cheesy. He has a heart of gold.

Calan by sksksks vsco is gay October 21, 2019

Calani 

Calani is an Hawaiian word extracted from the word Kalani, although they are both very different, Calani's are extremely rare to find, often living in small towns in their youth and travelling in elder years. Calani's in general are amazing, creative absolutely stunningly gorgeous girls that are extremely loveable in all ways.

Its estimate that there are only around 14 Calani's in the world and you are incredibly privileged to know just one. Calani's are usually sporty, loud, pretty and loveable or beautiful, very, very sarcastic, kind, smart as hell, generally loved and a crazy read-a-holic.
Most, have a fierce, dangerous edge about them and don't need saving, they will put you down so fast and the sarcasm that comes out of their mouths is insane. The have their own ideas and music taste and are often feared and admired.
Those are the best.

Calani's can be found in many places usually playing sort with friends or walking quietly with her gossiping friends while she walks with her head stuck in a book and its a common fact between the girls that they top them all.

If you find a Calani, please take my word, keep her. I didn't, biggest regret of my life. I love you Calani!

"Oh yeah, she's a Calani"

"Watch it man, that's Calani, she's got a bite"

Calani by Summer's the truth January 16, 2018

Calan 

A kind caring guy with brains and brawn, the whole package. He’ll be there for you when you’re feeling down, and will always treat you like a queen

Girl: My boyfriend is so sweet
Boy: What’s his name?
Girl: Calan

Boy: Makes sense

Calan by akaashi's-bitch-13 February 27, 2020