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A unique individual who prides himself in making the stupidest puns. His somewhat strange sense of humour often has people laughing at him, not with him.
Friend: I'd prefer not to eat that salad.

Calan: Lettuce not partake in the salad!

Friend: Oh my god, please stop..

Calan: I carrot hear you!

Friend: ...
by fappingmushroom December 01, 2013
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A wonderful boy that will treat you like a princess. He will always help you when you feel down. A Calan would be an amazing boyfriend, he would never cheat on you.

Beware, he can get a little protective over the person he likes.
Calan has a good sense of humor but will sometimes be a little cheesy. He has a heart of gold.
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by sksksks vsco is gay October 21, 2019
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Ratchet Blonde-haired blue-eyed softy who sucks at football and plays the violin. Wears fake chains and pretends he’s black while dating vsco girls at sonic probably named Elizabeth or Emily.
Calan your tarantula's under your pillow. Watch out!
by #saynotodreads September 08, 2019
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