A wonderful boy that will treat you like a princess. He will always help you when you feel down. A Calan would be an amazing boyfriend, he would never cheat on you.
Beware, he can get a little protective over the person he likes.
Beware, he can get a little protective over the person he likes.
by sksksks vsco is gay October 22, 2019
A kind caring guy with brains and brawn, the whole package. He’ll be there for you when you’re feeling down, and will always treat you like a queen
by akaashi's-bitch-13 February 27, 2020
A unique individual who prides himself in making the stupidest puns. His somewhat strange sense of humour often has people laughing at him, not with him.
Friend: I'd prefer not to eat that salad.
Calan: Lettuce not partake in the salad!
Friend: Oh my god, please stop..
Calan: I carrot hear you!
Friend: ...
Calan: Lettuce not partake in the salad!
Friend: Oh my god, please stop..
Calan: I carrot hear you!
Friend: ...
by fappingmushroom December 01, 2013
Someone who is so damn annoying. They will come in your room and say, “what the FUCK IS UP KYLE” just to mess with you. Though, it can be pretty entertaining.
Calan: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE
You: I literally do not care get the fuck out
Calan: Atleast i have a dick
You: The size of a damn pencil from 3rd grade
You: I literally do not care get the fuck out
Calan: Atleast i have a dick
You: The size of a damn pencil from 3rd grade
by Autumn💙 February 17, 2020
The biggest gay boy in the world. He likes to spread his big booty cheeks for some BBC. Calan things he has an OG Mudbone size cock but actually just has a fat ass chode. Calan's are usually the little bitch of the group who everyone shits on.
Ratchet Blonde-haired blue-eyed softy who sucks at football and plays the violin. Wears fake chains and pretends he’s black while dating vsco girls at sonic probably named Elizabeth or Emily.
by #saynotodreads September 09, 2019