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caistmas 

The day of cai, the day were we celebrate the birthing of cai. This celebration happens on the 25th of December and is a mandatory celebration for everyone. I mean I everyone. There are consequences for not celebrating it. Be warned.
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CAISTMAS WE WISH YOUVA MERRY CAISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEARRR!!
caistmas by heathus December 11, 2021
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Cristmas 

The late December holiday of good spirits and gift giving. Like "Christmas," but for those who arent religious. The "H" is strategically removed, so there is no "Christ" in Cristmas.
Person 1: Hey! Merry Cristmas!
Person 2: I thought you're atheist and dont celebrate Christmas?
Person 1: I don't. Theres no H in my "Cristmas," so no religious affiliation. Just goodwill and presents.
Cristmas by Jon Solo October 4, 2018
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Cristmassy 

A way of describing something or time that feels like cristmas
The atmosphere today feels so cristmassy
Cristmassy by Ahumanthatexists November 6, 2020

Chistmas tree

My favorite definition of it is the one that describes somebody who is funny and kind
Girl1 : OMG he's sooo funny!!!!
Girl2 :and kind!

Girl3 : he's a chistmas tree!
Girl1 and 2 : YEAH!

cristmas 

the only day where people can flex with their electricity bill.
neighbour1: hey look at my bill its 467

neighbour2: pathetic, mine is 543

neighbour3: amateurs

neighbour 1&2: WHAT!

neighbour3: *shows bill of 3695*

cristmas
cristmas by anonymous_gang December 7, 2020

Cristmass Table 

WHen your work, arrange a party around the Cristmass holiday. All of the employe dress up and drink untill their so wasted, that they do all sort of stupid things and try to hit on everything with a pulse.
I got a Cristmass Table tonigh, it will be awsome... maby i nail some of the girls from work.
Cristmass Table by Monsterball November 22, 2005
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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