caian

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caian is a massive dick head to society and is awful at video games he can be very dumb at maths and sometimes he loves to giv robert a blowy and then wank aidan off he loves scarlett and he often known as a mr steal your girl

caian loves to wank robert off

caian by zcxv July 22, 2019

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cain instinct

To have an insatiable urge to hit the fuck out of your siblings.

Me: *hits brother*
Mom: "why'd you hit your brother!"
Me: "Cain instincts."

cain instinct by Absolutely.Average April 9, 2019

Related Words

caian • Caiano • cain • caine • cain't • Cained • cabana boy • Cabana Girl • cadan • Cadance

Herman Cain Award

An award for individuals who vocally opposed masks and vaccinations in response to COVID-19, and then either ended up in the hospital or died.

Person A: "Did you hear about Doug? He died of COVID last week. His family watched it happen on an iPad. So sad."
Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."

Herman Cain Award by Y2k September 2, 2021

Cagan

Some fucking legend that will pull all the bitches. He's short but still growing (trust the process), and got a massive horse cock. Is a light Brown Turkish male, that will make all the homies laugh. Has a 200+ IQ and will whoop your ass in anything. Also Humble as fuck.

How do you become such a powerful entity to the point of becoming a Cagan.

Cagan by Carters Asshole(s) June 22, 2020

Cairns Clawhammer

When your girl is on her knees going down on you, grab the base of your cock and guide your cock into her cheek. This is when you move quickly to one side dragging her with you.

I was getting passionate so i gave the old Cairns Clawhammer!

Cairns Clawhammer by BD The Pirate July 10, 2009

cassandra cain

The second batgirl and the most badass member of the Bat-family.

"Cassandra Cain, ex-batgirl, still is one of the most dangerous fighters on the planet." -Robin

cassandra cain by Blackhawk1501 June 30, 2015

Wayne Calandriello

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.

Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!

Wayne Calandriello by Wayne Calendrillo December 13, 2014

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026