Cairns 

a tiny city in far north Queensland where all the fuck-heads live.

the best gangs kids and fuck go to school at cairns high and redlynch state schools.
the rich snobs go to saint monica's, saint Augustine and T.A.S.

the kids whose parents want them going to a "good school" send them to saint mary's catholic college but don't realised heaps of fuck boys and pedo teachers are there and fights happen 24/7. also, phones are eternally banned.
the area where majority of kids hang out is cairns central or centals/centralz if you are defined as "cool/popular".

cairns is a city for scum kids.

Cairns by skeetskeetyeetyeet October 4, 2018

Cairns 

A place in Northern Queensland, home to the esplanade and alot of people, most of them being abo's and jap's and their rice burners. Tourism capital of Queensland. Lots of gangs,skaters, Crews and wannabe scenekids hanging around attempting to be seen and heard.

Scene kid: "Us Cairns-ians are so hXc."

Crew member: "We'll tag your shop windows like there's no tomorrow."

Skater kid: "But we'll fuck you off the most with our feral antics."

Cairns by Rhiiiiiiii September 21, 2007

Cairns 

Cairns is the best name that a person could possibly have. While people with this name's extremely rare, all the people with it are absolutely unmatched to anyone in the universe. Cairns' are always loved by everyone, and also one of the very people to trust and love. They are great care-takers and always care for people around them. They are known for trying their absolute best to give emotional support to people, and always help anyone at literally the best they could. Not to mention their out of the world multi-talents which include: musicality, ability to perform/sing, and hyper-realistic artistry. Most importantly they are also known for their great academic talent and ability of seamless teaching.

Cairns is one of my dearest friends.

Cairns by realityexpert November 24, 2021

Cairns 

An older, somewhat attractive woman who one shouldn't be attracted to but is.

"That OAP over there is such a cairns!"

Cairns by Nire001 May 5, 2008

Cairns Clawhammer 

When your girl is on her knees going down on you, grab the base of your cock and guide your cock into her cheek. This is when you move quickly to one side dragging her with you.

I was getting passionate so i gave the old Cairns Clawhammer!

Cairns Clawhammer by BD The Pirate July 10, 2009

cairns fag 

a guy from cairns (north Queensland) who tends to take as much time doing his hair as his sister would, shaves his legs and wears short, tight pants and colourful fag singlets. most of these people go to saint augustines.

innisfail: yo cairns fag, come over here for a second!
cairns: can i suck your dick?

cairns fag by peoplethesedays95-11 November 13, 2011

Cairns rat 

The lowest of the lows of the cairns species. Cairns rats usually reside in the beaches OR far south. They generally congregate at bus stops or centralz. They carry duffel bags and wear baggy shorts. They have that general ‘crusty’ and/or ‘greasy’ look to them that makes all the non-cairns rats spew. A cairns rat proba went to smithy but you’ll find they are pretty good at getting into the private schools round here too- you’ll find some at TAS. If your a cairns rat you stay in cairns after graduating (if u even graduated u probs just dropped out after grade 10) and live with ur parents and eventually become a tradie with a mullet- this is not to be confused with a eshay which is a notably different breed.

Oh look here comes a cairns rat, ew it smells 🐀🤮

Cairns rat by CairnsRat4060 October 31, 2020