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Cairns, a place where all the gangers and fuckboys reside.

Cairns High have the most of those, Redlynch State college comes a solid second.

St. Augustines is for fag boys who like wearing their hair all slick and styled and belted pants with long socks.

You can find Druggo's at Tbay, Woree, and Gordonvale.

St. Mary's kills your brain cells.

And they all walk in Cairns and take up floor space at Cairns Central or if you wanna be a homeboy it is called Centralz or centrals. Cairns high boys are usually seen with their redlynch side hoes there.
Cairns: I went to Cairns the other day and saw a bunch of hoes.

Where do beans travel? Cairns.
by Blondeau February 20, 2018
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1. Incredible man of perfect posture. Their jokes are absolute Bangers and they’re an outright hilarious person. An absolute man magnet as well as incredibly cool. When they aren’t being hilarious they are being incredible at everything else and being VERY manly. What’s not to love about this incredible human being.

2. The name of a pile of rocks found on top of hills. Often used to signify the highest point or to provide Hansel and Gretel like directions.
1. “Cairn is quite possibly the most hilarious person I know. Last time he cracked a joke I almost shat my pants.”

2. “I have decided that I am going to go camping with Cairn beside the nearby Cairn.”

3. “Did you know that there are only 128 people called Cairn in the world? It just shows how lucky someone is to know someone of such status.”
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A simple pile of rocks, mainly useless, unless you like rocks..

Not very interesting.

"I'm gonna go make a cairn"

"I'm gonna go knock a cairn down"

"Why do cairn's exist?:/"
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a tiny city in far north Queensland where all the fuck-heads live.

the best gangs kids and fuck go to school at cairns high and redlynch state schools.
the rich snobs go to saint monica's, saint Augustine and T.A.S.

the kids whose parents want them going to a "good school" send them to saint mary's catholic college but don't realised heaps of fuck boys and pedo teachers are there and fights happen 24/7. also, phones are eternally banned.
the area where majority of kids hang out is cairns central or centals/centralz if you are defined as "cool/popular".
cairns is a city for scum kids.
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A common name for girls in the West of Scotland. A pleasant girl, always looking out for other. She’s always laughing and if she isn’t, she’s making others laugh, normally extremely pretty .
Who’s that? I don’t know but she looks like a Cairn.
by pasghetti lad July 21, 2018
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The buzzards were flocking to eat the cairn.

You ain't a man until you've sat down and ate breakfast next to a pile of cairn.
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A place in Northern Queensland, home to the esplanade and alot of people, most of them being abo's and jap's and their rice burners. Tourism capital of Queensland. Lots of gangs,skaters, Crews and wannabe scenekids hanging around attempting to be seen and heard.
Scene kid: "Us Cairns-ians are so hXc."

Crew member: "We'll tag your shop windows like there's no tomorrow."

Skater kid: "But we'll fuck you off the most with our feral antics."
by Rhiiiiiiii September 21, 2007
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