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Someone with a very small penis
Cahni is a wimp
cahni by Bosn December 17, 2016
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Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft 

A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.
Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."
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cahni canibus cahill Caining Canibal Cahir Cahlil Caniac canibalism canica

What bizarre act is the canine performing? 

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.
"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

CHRISTIAN CANIFF 

A prankster from Dallas known for his characters and his raw videos.

The Gayhill Cahill 

A sex position including 2 guys. The first guy does a back-bend with his dick in the air thus, making a hill shape
with his body. Then, the second guy sits on the first guy's dick and proceeds to bounce up and down on it.
Ben: "Hey Wade, wanna go do The Gayhill Cahill in our dorm?"

Wade: "Nahh, my girlfriend is coming over soon and I'm gonna fuck her till she cries."
Some kind of social class (very common in Spain, although in South American countries are known with other names and similar features) which have the reputation of being jerks and they usually go in group to mess with people. They have a particular way to dress (shabby tracksuits, fake gold necklaces...), and they usually have low levels of intelligence since they left high school as soon they could.

Some of them pretend to be "Canis" as a trend, but to be honest some of them are "Canis" since they were born. Both types of "Canis" cannot write and talk properly since they are pretty affected by a large amount of weed consumption. Another important feature of "Canis" is their vehicles, they must have a tiny motorcycle that makes a lot of noise. They also think that they are the kings of their neighborhood, and they try to mess with all the people they come across (always in group), though they are not very dangerous they will try that you give them 1 euro.

They usually live in the outskirts neighborhoods of the big cities, and they don't usually leave its neighborhood boundaries, unless they go to a "Cani discotheque" where they all gather (with cani girls that are called "Chonis") and dance in an embarrassing way.
Me: "I went to visit my girlfriend, and I saw that she lives in a neighborhood which is full of canis."
Friend: "You should break up with her, too much time living with those canis, will make her become one of them."
Me: "Yeah, but she's not like that, I should get her out of there and bring her to my place."
Friend: "Hurry up bro!"
Cani by airliner December 28, 2014

Canibais Salientes

Canibais salientes is a group of young brazilian girls that dance Ragatanga (or Boy is a Bottom), love gay couples, crave world domination and like to make satanic rituals to honor Bryan Fuller, Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy.
Q : Do you (wor)ship Hannigram, Johnlock, Cherik, Spirk and other male pairings?
A: Yes!
Q: Do you desire world domination?
A: muffled sobbing yes
Q: Are you omnipresent?
A: Hell yeah
Q: Do you practice yoga and cadeira rodada?
A: Yep. McAvoy and Fassbender too
Canibais Salientes: You're in.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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