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Cagando el Palito 

When you're scared; When you're nervous that shit is gonna hit the fan.

(Not to be confused with Cagando el Palo.)
When the MP was doing his military police assignment of guarding the border of North Korea & South Korea, he said he was "Cagando el Palito"
Cagando el Palito by missAA April 18, 2013

cagando el palo 

Mexican Slang:

To tell someone something that is not true as a way of joking with the person.

To try to persuade someone to believe something that is not true, as a joke.
Jesus dime la verdad! No me estes cagando el palo!

A mi no me vas estar cagando el palo!

ni cagando

Usually used by Chileans. Means someone wont do something requested for.

Also, ni = no for Chileans and cagando = taking a shit , but Ni cagando doesnt mean you "wont take a shit"
Filip: Can you bring me that item?
Kami: Ni cagando
ni cagando by Kamilations November 23, 2013

Ni cagando

From the Spanish meaning, “not even shitting”. Implies you wouldn’t do something even under the worst circumstances.
“Wanna go to the Trump rally?”
“Ni cagando.”
Ni cagando by Caifan52 October 11, 2018

toto cagado 

a pussy dirty with shit..
diablo esa tipa tiena el toto cagado anoche.. "damn that chicks pussy was covered in shit last night."
A word that is used when one cannot spell commando because they are an illiterate idiot.
Dawg I'm totally going camando right now.
It's commando you fucking idiot, only a dipshit like you would forget your underwear.
camando by Montanadian March 8, 2008
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