caflama 

1) Bullshit, horse-shit, exaggeration, over-embellishment, general excessiveness

2) an object of unfavorable taste, subpar in quality

noun or adjective

"I was certainly planning on arriving in a timely manner, but I ran into traffic and was later pulled over for driving over the speed limit. I genuinely regret missing your party." - Jerome

"My nigga - I ain't buyin' it...that's that caflama you talkin'." - Trevor

caflama by twinstonian April 28, 2009

Calamansi cupcake 

When a guy finishes on a sourdough pussy and goes down on her.

Batura loves to perform a Calamansi cupcake when he can

Calamansi cupcake by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

Calamansi cupcake 

When you finish on a sourdough pussy and go down on her.

Batura gave me a calamansi cupcake liao leh

Calamansi cupcake by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

Calamari Cock Ring 

A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.

However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.

Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?

Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.

Person 1: Oh, shit.

Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.

Person 1: As in?

Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.

Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.

Calamari Cock Ring by Airbar August 7, 2018

Calamari Cocktail 

When a woman gets to fucking around and takes a shot of alcohol out of the man’s foreskin.

“Calamari Cocktails should be a regular service at Hooters - you know, some nice lookin 21 year old bartender pours a shot in your foreskin just for another smoke shot decides to rip a shot off your cock. Sounds fucking sweet!”

#SaveTheForeskin!

Calamari Cocktail by Isl-96 February 9, 2023

busaba calamari 

Signature dish of the Busaba Eathai chain in UK.

An order of busaba calamari.

busaba calamari by Thomas Galetta October 15, 2008

Calamari Kisses 

A hot, three-round burst of farts, planted on your lovers nape.

Dude, did you see Fred give Gabby them Calamari kisses?! He ran in bare ass, and just suction to the back of her neck!

Calamari Kisses by Jberry0816 June 9, 2023