Calamary 

A Squid that gets abused by people on discord

My friend walked into the bar and yelled out, "Calamary!"

Calamary by noturavgmom April 20, 2017

calamary 

A squid who is abused on discord

My friend yelled out, "Calamary!"

calamary by noturavgmom April 20, 2017

Calamari Cock Ring 

A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.

However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.

Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?

Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.

Person 1: Oh, shit.

Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.

Person 1: As in?

Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.

Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.

Calamari Cock Ring by Airbar August 7, 2018

Calamari Cocktail 

When a woman gets to fucking around and takes a shot of alcohol out of the man’s foreskin.

“Calamari Cocktails should be a regular service at Hooters - you know, some nice lookin 21 year old bartender pours a shot in your foreskin just for another smoke shot decides to rip a shot off your cock. Sounds fucking sweet!”

#SaveTheForeskin!

Calamari Cocktail by Isl-96 February 9, 2023

busaba calamari 

Signature dish of the Busaba Eathai chain in UK.

An order of busaba calamari.

busaba calamari by Thomas Galetta October 15, 2008

Calamari Kisses 

A hot, three-round burst of farts, planted on your lovers nape.

Dude, did you see Fred give Gabby them Calamari kisses?! He ran in bare ass, and just suction to the back of her neck!

Calamari Kisses by Jberry0816 June 9, 2023

Calamari Inkantation 

Basically a electronic remix of an old squid country folk song by the Squid Sisters. It's also a fucking bop and I can never get tired of listening to it everytime; can also cure any form of octarian hypnosis and will make you want to live in Inkopolis and not work for DJ Octavio anymore.

Ya weni marei mirekyarahire
Juri yu mirekerason

Kire hyari yoriherahe nyurahera
Nunnyura unera yurawera nyimerani

- The first verse of Calamari Inkantation

Calamari Inkantation by jelo_twt December 6, 2021