by Jberry0816 March 03, 2024
An over ran FOURTH POINT OF CONTACT of milk chocolate, soft nougat, and chunks of peanut.
Not wiping properly after a healthy BM, post-shower, and insisting your partner performs their famous anal CULK SMASH. Not knowing they're headed down a filthy path.
Not wiping properly after a healthy BM, post-shower, and insisting your partner performs their famous anal CULK SMASH. Not knowing they're headed down a filthy path.
Dude, when Khloe got out of the shower she told me to come up and fuck her in the ass. What she forgot to mention was that she took a fresh shit AFTER the shower! Who does that?! She looked back at me and said, "Welcome to the Snicker Trail! Your peanut allergy is most welcome!" Luckily I had my EpiPen.
by Jberry0816 January 13, 2024
Dude, did you see Fred give Gabby them Calamari kisses?! He ran in bare ass, and just suction to the back of her neck!
by Jberry0816 June 10, 2023