caerds
caerds by Jorge Richards May 13, 2005
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baseball cards
Basically these are collector items in the vein of Pokemon Cards and Magic Cards, but predates all card based collectables. Like magic and pokemon cards, baseball cards contain statistics, but unlike magic and pokemon cards, the players with which these statistics refer to are real and not imaginary like players dipicted in magic and pokemon, which are made up to serve gaming purposes. Thus, baseball cards are not gaming cards and serve only to amuse and pleasure those who love baseball and their players (See keedon, baseball).
That damn keedon got so obsessed with getting that Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card that he flunked his midterms and got me to do his homework. Damn him and his obsession with baseball cards!!! (See keedon).
baseball cards by Dean Truong November 5, 2005
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pokemon cards
A type of card smuggling operation in primary schools where students trade cards on the dark web of the school while whiny year 1s complain about how they wanted tradebacks
Joey: What pokemon cards you got to trade
Bob: Mega Primal magikarp gx ex
Joey: You got a sleeve for that so I can SLIP it in?
Bob: Mega Primal magikarp gx ex
Joey: You got a sleeve for that so I can SLIP it in?
pokemon cards by ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ sᴀʏ ʙɪɢ ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ B I G May 1, 2019
Couple of Cards
Couple of Cards by pseu-odonkayeo1179 February 20, 2020
Cards Against Humanity
Cards Against Humanity by Steve5214 June 25, 2016
cards on credit
cards on credit by Musch40 September 28, 2018
Trading Pokemon Cards
Trading Pokemon Cards by the flashy knight March 19, 2011
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