caerus
a wonderful boy with a strange name, he will always go for what he wants, and he will always stand for what he believes. usually has a big butt and veryyyy stubborn
caerus by famousrichter May 19, 2023
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Alex Caruso
THE FUCKING GOAT!!!! NO ARGUMENT HE DUNKED ON A LITERAL SNAKE!!!! COULD'VE DUNKED ON MICHEAL JORDAN EASILY!!!
Alex Caruso by Shaquoomp August 26, 2019
carusbro
(noun) used to describe a person who plays lacrosse but is a HUGE tool. Carusbros (plural version) often date skanky girls who are at least 4 years younger than himself. The usual attire for a Carusbro is a pinny 7 sizes too small, to show off his muscles, a bright orange hunting hat, and kanye glasses to make sure everyone knows he's a douche. Basically it is the biggest insult for a lacrosse player, just like calling a mexican a "spick".
Josh: Yo dude I'm wearing my pinny tonight; oh and my 8th grade girlfriend is coming too.
Bart: Dude you're being a Carusbro, I might have to block you on facebook......
Bart: Dude you're being a Carusbro, I might have to block you on facebook......
carusbro by countfunkyou November 2, 2011
Carusowned
A combination of the word "owned" and "Caruso", referencing David Caruso who is the lead actor on TV show CSI Miami. To Carusown someone you speak part of a statement, put sunglasses on, then conclude the statement. This is followed by the 'YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!' that begins the CSI Miami opening credits.
"Well it appears that I"
*put on sunglasses*
"... have beaten you at go fish"
*YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!*
"You just got carusowned."
*put on sunglasses*
"... have beaten you at go fish"
*YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!*
"You just got carusowned."
Carusowned by Scott Williamson Rockefeller January 3, 2009
Carlo Caruso
Carlo Caruso by Hugo Harlotbreath May 6, 2018
Carusoism
Noun: Any comical yet retarded one-liner used for the sole purpose of mocking David Caruso of CSI: Miami.
Carusoisms are generally initiated by stating the first line with an upwardly skewed pitch, pausing to place aviators over the Carusoist's eyes. Ultimately, after a minuscule pause, a witty completion that ties the beginning words is uttered. Afterwards, the Carusoist is forced to quickly depart the area to the tune of "Won't Get Fooled Again" by the Who.
Without debate, the most vital step is the playing of "Wont Get Fooled Again" at the line completion, which completely validates the Carusoism.
Carusoisms are generally initiated by stating the first line with an upwardly skewed pitch, pausing to place aviators over the Carusoist's eyes. Ultimately, after a minuscule pause, a witty completion that ties the beginning words is uttered. Afterwards, the Carusoist is forced to quickly depart the area to the tune of "Won't Get Fooled Again" by the Who.
Without debate, the most vital step is the playing of "Wont Get Fooled Again" at the line completion, which completely validates the Carusoism.
CSI: Miami always opens with a Carusoism.
Man: Maybe he took off.
Caruso: Or maybe... *Put aviators on*...He got taken for a ride.
THEME: YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHH.
*Swiftly exit the room.*
Man: Maybe he took off.
Caruso: Or maybe... *Put aviators on*...He got taken for a ride.
THEME: YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHH.
*Swiftly exit the room.*
Carusoism by Scott Jund, Casey Leister, DJ Hawkes, Mike Nickler July 1, 2008
Mason Caruso
Also known as Grenade Guy on youtube, Mason is a pro surviv.io player that is near god tier. He is near sighted and must use glasses but this doesnt take away from his surviv expertise. He is in middle school but he already has thinning hair, this can sometimes affect him reputation but not enough to shake him from his game. To wrap up, if you see Mason while playing surviv, its better just to quit than to try to beat him.
Mason Caruso by Iwishiwasmason February 7, 2019
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