13 definitions by Steve5214

Skinny-fat

Being really skinny but living of unhealthy food.

Skinny-fat people are literally my enemies. I envy their powers.

by Steve5214 April 4, 2016

Sleep bound

Physically unable to get out of bed because you're too tired to function. Not being able to get out of bed because you can't stay awake.

Why weren't you at school today?
I was sleep bound at home.
Damn, I know how you feel.

by Steve5214 April 4, 2016

Just talking

A way to secretly tell a person that you are having sex. If you don't want your parents to know who you are sleeping with, just tell them that you are just talking.

"Are you sleeping with that person?"
"We are just talking."

by Steve5214 April 4, 2016

I can't even

When you literally can't even! When your emotions are so fucked up that you just can't even.

"He is so hot! I can't even."
"Omfg! I hate you so much! I can't even."

by Steve5214 April 4, 2016

Cameron

Cameron is a fuckboy. He will make you feel beautiful and then throw you away.

Person: "What is your name?"
Cameron: "Cameron. By the way, you are hot."
Person:"Abort mission!" *Runs in the other direction*
Cameron: "That ass!"

by Steve5214 April 4, 2016

Depression

The feeling of drowning, while everyone around you is breathing.

Depression is real. Don't hurt depressed people. Just cuddle with them. Make them feel loved.

by Steve5214 April 4, 2016

Cards Against Humanity

The game where you will find out if your friend is a sociopath

It is awesome tho. You can buy Cards Against Humanity on Amazon.

by Steve5214 April 4, 2016