A small loan of a million dollars

Is a quote from a famous douche bag.

"A small loan of a million dollars"
Fuck you Donald Trump!

by Steve5214 April 04, 2016

I can't even

When you literally can't even! When your emotions are so fucked up that you just can't even.

"He is so hot! I can't even."
"Omfg! I hate you so much! I can't even."

by Steve5214 April 04, 2016

Cards Against Humanity

The game where you will find out if your friend is a sociopath

It is awesome tho. You can buy Cards Against Humanity on Amazon.

by Steve5214 April 04, 2016

Dream

A way to escape the hell of living. Being able to live in a fantasy world of your thoughts. It is the opposite of nightmare. It is the drug of many teenagers.

A dream is the way of not having to deal with others shit.

by Steve5214 April 04, 2016

Skinny-fat

Being really skinny but living of unhealthy food.

Skinny-fat people are literally my enemies. I envy their powers.

by Steve5214 April 04, 2016

Sleep bound

Physically unable to get out of bed because you're too tired to function. Not being able to get out of bed because you can't stay awake.

Why weren't you at school today?
I was sleep bound at home.
Damn, I know how you feel.

by Steve5214 April 04, 2016

Just talking

A way to secretly tell a person that you are having sex. If you don't want your parents to know who you are sleeping with, just tell them that you are just talking.

"Are you sleeping with that person?"
"We are just talking."

by Steve5214 April 04, 2016