A small loan of a million dollars

Is a quote from a famous douche bag.

"A small loan of a million dollars"
Fuck you Donald Trump!

by Steve5214 April 04, 2016

I can't even

When you literally can't even! When your emotions are so fucked up that you just can't even.

"He is so hot! I can't even."
"Omfg! I hate you so much! I can't even."

by Steve5214 April 04, 2016

Skinny-fat

Being really skinny but living of unhealthy food.

Skinny-fat people are literally my enemies. I envy their powers.

by Steve5214 April 04, 2016

Sleep bound

Physically unable to get out of bed because you're too tired to function. Not being able to get out of bed because you can't stay awake.

Why weren't you at school today?
I was sleep bound at home.
Damn, I know how you feel.

by Steve5214 April 04, 2016

Just talking

A way to secretly tell a person that you are having sex. If you don't want your parents to know who you are sleeping with, just tell them that you are just talking.

"Are you sleeping with that person?"
"We are just talking."

by Steve5214 April 04, 2016

Cuddling

The cure for several mental illnesses.

The act of cuddling is said to help with depression, anxiety, panic attacks, self harm etc.

by Steve5214 April 04, 2016

Stalve

Stalk and love connected. Stalve is when you love or adore a person but you don't want to tell them, so you just stare at them, go through their Facebook profile, spam them on ask.fm etc.

"I really like him..."
"Then tell him instead of just stalving him."
"I am too shy. I enjoy to stalve."

by Steve5214 April 04, 2016