catastrafuck

A complete disaster.

"When a hell hole hits a cataclysm: a catastrafuck."
-Jon Stewart on the Daily Show, October 3, 2006

What we have in Iraq right now is a real catastrafuck!

by waagnat September 22, 2008

catastrafucked

Short for 'catastrophically fucked' usually as a result of profound alcohol consumption

"How was last night?"

"I can't remember, I was catastrafucked"

by Well Spoken Moron December 31, 2016

Catastravaganza

1.) An extravaganza of a catastrophe.

2.) A catastrophe of an extravaganza.

Catastravaganza, when a catastrophe and extravaganza meet.

When the donkey from the petting zoo, kicked the birthday clown, the party turned into a castravaganza.

by Adam KilHarney November 7, 2018

catastrafuck

When a person or situation is royally, completely, and utterly fucked

Todd - “bro the party last night turned into a complete catastrafuck”

by Bigdickirish October 27, 2022

catastrafuck

a total disaster, coined by John Stewart on December 2nd (not 3rd!!) - when a hell hole meets a cataclysm

what a complete catastrafuck!!

by diamondgirl4593 December 6, 2006

catastrafuck

What happens when a cataclysm natural disaster hits a hellhole.

As used by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 10/03/2006

Did you hear about that earthquake in the Sudan? What a catastrafuck!

by Nuggets McGee October 11, 2006

canastral

verb; to apply more power to an object.

Give it a bit more canastral

Put a bit of canastral on that

by Pegasus Ezekial July 7, 2011