catastrafuck

A complete disaster.

"When a hell hole hits a cataclysm: a catastrafuck."
-Jon Stewart on the Daily Show, October 3, 2006

What we have in Iraq right now is a real catastrafuck!

by waagnat September 22, 2008

catastrafuck

When a person or situation is royally, completely, and utterly fucked

Todd - “bro the party last night turned into a complete catastrafuck”

by Bigdickirish October 27, 2022

catastrafuck

a total disaster, coined by John Stewart on December 2nd (not 3rd!!) - when a hell hole meets a cataclysm

what a complete catastrafuck!!

by diamondgirl4593 December 6, 2006

catastrafuck

What happens when a cataclysm natural disaster hits a hellhole.

As used by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 10/03/2006

Did you hear about that earthquake in the Sudan? What a catastrafuck!

by Nuggets McGee October 11, 2006

Catastrofuck

When a hell-hole hits a cataclysm.

This word was coined by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on October 3, 2006.

Republican senator Linsey Graham's comments from the Daily Show clip:

"If it is seen that our country is trying to define the Geneva Convention to meet the needs of the CIA, why can't every other country redefine the Geneva Convention to meet the needs of their secret police? It would be a disaster."

Jon Stewart's response:

"Yes, a disaster, as opposed to what we have in Iraq now. Uh, what's it called when a hell-hole hits a cataclysm? A, uh... catastrofuck.

(pause)

I just coined that, didn't I?"

Friend 1: Wow, have you heard about the latest shit going on in Iraq?

Friend 2: Yeah. What a catastrofuck.

by Eric D on the MIC September 23, 2008

A Biblical Catastrofuck

The definition of a non comparable and non redeemable messed large scale mess up beyond any historically reconcilable measure and or action. ( An immeasurable (faux pas) Castastrophy in Biblical terms and beyond

"Your behavior and actions are tantamount to a biblical catastrofuck"

by Nhlamza February 8, 2019

catastrafucked

Short for 'catastrophically fucked' usually as a result of profound alcohol consumption

"How was last night?"

"I can't remember, I was catastrafucked"

by Well Spoken Moron December 31, 2016