Cactaloupe

If a cantaloupe and a cactus were to have a baby, this is
what it would be called.

Person Numero Uno: So what up?
Person Numero Dos: Nm, eating a cactaloupe, hbu?
Person Numero Uno: Cactaloupe? Lolwut?
Person Numero Dos: It's a delicious fruit, part melon and part cacti! :DDD

*Person Numero Uno has signed off*

Person Numero Dos: Bro? Chu there? D:
See cactus and cantaloupe.

by Miss Sherlock Holmes May 25, 2011

broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place

Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.

by Club April 11, 2015

cuntaloupe

Slang term for one of the best tasting melons.

Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"

by andy1 June 11, 2005

Cantaloupic

The word cantaloupic is used to describe somebody who likes cantaloupes a whole lot. A cantaloupic is like a chocoholic, but doesn't like chocolate, instead cantaloupes. A cantaloupic may also have a certain personality, they may be always open and 'fresh' in situations. Tasting rather juicy, cantaloupics are fun to be around, and may eat cantaloupes a whole lot!

My friend Joanna is a real cantaloupic!

by Cantaloupes4Ever June 15, 2017

cantaloupe weenie

During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.

"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."

by mcslezzy March 6, 2009

cantaloupical

Cantaloupical means to act like a cantaloupe. Cantaloupes are fresh and juicy, so a cantaloupical person would act really nicely, but their weakness would be always telling the truth, even in bad situations. They would taste juicy, and look lovely and fresh every day.

Oh, have you met Johnny? He's really cantaloupical!

by Cantaloupes4Ever May 31, 2017

Cantalope

The melon of the future

Mom: Want some cantalope?
Kids: No
Mom:But its the melon of the future

by Josie lynn July 25, 2011