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When you're trying to have sex with a chick, but her legs are so hairy/spiky that you can't keep an erection.
"Dude, I got her pants off, and I rubbed her legs and I suddenly had an extreme case of cactile dysfunction."
by iamcurbappeal October 25, 2009
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I've been jabbed
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