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A rare color BMW M3 closely resembling copper. Found only on 97' four doors. Made e-famous by "12:03" on bimmerforums.
too much mountain pics + not enough byzanz = BAN

oh man, i love the color of your car!!
byzanz by Teh Slows January 24, 2006
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Byzantophile 

People who are sexually aroused to the borders of the Eastern Roman Empire
Dalton: hey look at this map of the Byzantine Empire
Me, a Byzantophile: I have to go to the bathroom
Byzantophile by Ronald k chump November 22, 2019

Byzantropy 

A measure of the excess bureaucracy within any government, business, organization, economy, etc. In direct analogy with entropy under the 2nd law of thermodynamics, the byzantropy of any established social system can only increase with time. See also byzantine.
Byzantropy is a key factor in preventing older and larger organizations from effectively competing with small start-ups.
Byzantropy by RK_catfish June 24, 2017

Byzantine Empire 

The one and only true Roman successor unlike the Holy Roman Empire buttholes.
1. I miss the Byzantine Empire, forget the Holy Roman Empire and Frankish Empires
2. The Byzantine Empire should have won 1453
3. The Byzantine Empire will destroy those Holy Roman Empire Infidels

BYZANTINE 

That play was byzantine and I had difficulty following the twists and turns of the plot with its myriad of characters.
BYZANTINE by j February 14, 2005

Byzantine Power 

Doing or saying anything that reminds a person of a time when Western civilisation wasn't full of relativist, wet, floppy, angst-ridden, anti-capitalist, Palestine-supporting, multiculturalist pro-EUrs and instead of a time when Christian morality, Roman law, Greek thought and monoculturalism created and maintained an Empire from 753BC to 1453AD.
Look at that Church! It's so Byzantine Power.

Did you like his speech? Yes, it was so Byzantine Power.

Look at THAT! I know... he's so not Byzantine power.
Byzantine Power by Hopmeister October 24, 2011

Byzantine 

The Byzantine Empire was the eastern half of the Roman Empire, which survived for a thousand years after the western half had crumbled into various feudal kingdoms and which finally fell to Ottoman Turkish onslaughts in 1453.
The city of Byzantium grew from an ancient Greek colony founded on the European side of the Bosporus.
In AD 330 the Roman emperor Constantine I, in an attempt to strengthen the empire, refounded Byzantium as Constantinople, the 'New Rome' and capital of the eastern half of the empire.
At his death in 395 Emperor Theodosius I divided the empire between his two sons, and it was never reunited.
Theodosius also made Christianity (Eastern Orthodox) the sole religion of the empire, and Constantinople assumed preeminence over other Christian centers in the East as Rome did in the West.

The fall of Rome to the Ostrogoths in 476 marked the end of the western half of the Roman Empire. The eastern half continued as the Byzantine Empire, with Constantinople as its capital. Constantine the Great wanted this city to be built from scratch as the center of the Christian world. The origional Christianity religion Eastern Orthodox church split into differnent factions, The great schism between Eastern and Western churches was mutually agreed to in 1054.
Byzantine by CrnaStrela September 6, 2005
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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