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that shit is BYUMFIN !
byumfin by jasonqueefas November 1, 2020
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tommy bumfinger 

the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge
man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....

...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands
tommy bumfinger by silverfox73 November 27, 2009

bumfinkal 

A low-life (numpty). Someone who you consider to be lower than the hairs of your arse. To look at someone as if you would have to scrape them off the bottom of your shoes.
A Chav or Chavette is a complete Bumfinkal, because he/she believes they are gangsters or better than they actually are, when in fact they are a menace and a drain on society. What a waste of oxygen that complete Bumfinkal is.
bumfinkal by Hypnosid October 19, 2007

bumfinger 

The finger that is frequently used to pleasure the anus.
Oh no, i've sprained my bumfinger

John's bum finger looks brown. He must hae been using it.
bumfinger by olly April 13, 2004

bumfinger salsa

The culinary result of throwing a party, making a special salsa, then bums wander in off the street to dip fingers in said salsa, lick them clean, and submerge them again for an extra licking. More deplorable than double dipping, it is truly an unfortunate creation.
Stephanie: Frank, you're not eating that leftover salsa, are you? Bums were dipping their fingers in it!

Frank: You mean I ingested... bumfinger salsa? (vomits)
bumfinger salsa by mrbufo May 2, 2006

Bumfinger 

The reclassification of a human finger/owner of the finger following a skin graft taken from the buttocks of the individual in question. Usually but not exclusively as the result of an accident. To be uttered to the tune of "Goldfinger".
A: "Oh no, he cut off the tip of his finger, he might have to have a skin graft"

B: "Don't they usually take the skin from your arse?"

A: "what and have a bumfinger? ...

B: "BUUUUMFINGGEEEER"
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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