byumfin 

when somethin is bussin

that shit is BYUMFIN !

byumfin by jasonqueefas November 1, 2020

tommy bumfinger 

the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge

man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....

...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands

tommy bumfinger by silverfox73 November 27, 2009

bumfinkal 

A low-life (numpty). Someone who you consider to be lower than the hairs of your arse. To look at someone as if you would have to scrape them off the bottom of your shoes.

A Chav or Chavette is a complete Bumfinkal, because he/she believes they are gangsters or better than they actually are, when in fact they are a menace and a drain on society. What a waste of oxygen that complete Bumfinkal is.

bumfinkal by Hypnosid October 19, 2007

bumfinger 

The finger that is frequently used to pleasure the anus.

Oh no, i've sprained my bumfinger

John's bum finger looks brown. He must hae been using it.

bumfinger by olly April 13, 2004

bumfinger salsa

The culinary result of throwing a party, making a special salsa, then bums wander in off the street to dip fingers in said salsa, lick them clean, and submerge them again for an extra licking. More deplorable than double dipping, it is truly an unfortunate creation.

Stephanie: Frank, you're not eating that leftover salsa, are you? Bums were dipping their fingers in it!

Frank: You mean I ingested... bumfinger salsa? (vomits)

bumfinger salsa by mrbufo May 2, 2006

Bumfinger 

The reclassification of a human finger/owner of the finger following a skin graft taken from the buttocks of the individual in question. Usually but not exclusively as the result of an accident. To be uttered to the tune of "Goldfinger".

A: "Oh no, he cut off the tip of his finger, he might have to have a skin graft"

B: "Don't they usually take the skin from your arse?"

A: "what and have a bumfinger? ...

B: "BUUUUMFINGGEEEER"

Bumfinger by Dr. Stofadopalous May 3, 2011