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Bytes Blitz 

Is and awesome acker man who isn't a retard unlike other ppl ofc this is written by king blitz but its facts
The virtual food for people/geeks/nerds who just can't leave their computers/Internet/ long enough to take a break to eat real time food.
No thanks, I'm not hungry for dinner dear, I just had my server bring me a disk overflowing with with I-Bytes. YUM!
I-Bytes by shelovestosail September 25, 2009

Reality Bytes 

The act of telling somebody how you truly feel about them on-line because you're too much of a pussy to tell them face to face.
nick says: Even mother Teresa would think you're a cunt
nick says: Bigfoot doesn't even exists but I bet he wants to fuck you over
nick says: Reality Bytes, asshole.
Reality Bytes by NWorsley June 17, 2010

Chandigarh Bytes 

The Dhassuu Instagram of City Beautiful - Chandigarh, making us Nostalgic All the time.

You guys are in City beautiful. We get it. Stop Bragging!
Not only, they are literal virtual guide of the city; but also they serve people with daily news and weekly food & lifestyle recommendations. If you wanna know how to spend time, in this city, they are the guys you should be reaching out to!

PS: All the info on their social handles is: Jann Hit mei Jaari...
Chandigarh Bole toh Chandigarh Bytes...

reality bytes 

A unique sprite comic with an original plot and characters. Featured at www.smc90.com
You go read TMS3?

No, I preferr more original stuff like Reality Bytes at SMC90.
reality bytes by SMC90 July 27, 2006

Reality Bites/Bytes 

It's both the fact that the truth hurts/reality bites you in the ass and the fact that reality is but a farcical performance which can be interpreted by many different people to be many different things and the statement is also an allusion to the idea that we live in a simulation which is actually an ancient theory said by many in many different ways predating Rizwan Virk, Nick Bostrom, Hans Moravec, Musk🙄 and even René Descartes and predstes before we were even able to understand what a simulation could be ("A dream within a dream") it becomes a clever allegorical play on words when spoken. Less complicated to interpret when written. A mad decent 90s movie aswell.
Person - "UGH I wish my life was as easy as my Sim's life is. Or as fun as my Persona's characters is. Reality Bites/Bytes!!!"

Person 2 - "Your sim was abducted by aliens, dood. Also I think your baby is on fire. Is that a person trapped in a pool because there is no ladder out?"

Person - "EXACTLY"
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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