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That guys i such a Bytesy.
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The act of claiming to attend an event and subsequently bailing at a later time
Callum: Gym later boys?
Sam: yeah sure half nine!
*half nine*
Callum: sorry lads too tired I’m going to have to pull a batesy
Batesy by BatesyDarlo February 7, 2018
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Batesy Moment

(Noun)

A moment of unparrelled clarity or understanding followed by a random thought.

(Origin: Hull, Alex Bates)
Jon: "Damn i can't get this math prob!"
Alex: "It's 74...Mmm cheese"
Kev: "Another Batesy moment..."
Batesy Moment by Jonesy1548 August 15, 2006

Batesyed 

When a picture has been edited to include a big dildo.
Dunney reposted and now his profile pic has been batesyed.
Batesyed by Ed171 March 23, 2017
An aggressive chronic condition resulting in an extreme allergic reaction to alcohol. Symptoms include round dodging, compulsive lying about the previous nights alcohol consumption, and a completely hangover free existence.
"God I feel awful after last night, how do you feel?"

"absolutely fine you know I cant booze, I'm batesy"
Batesy by ganzilla August 10, 2014
A dumb ass bitch that will snitch on you in an instant
Don’t tell Batesy. Shit she will snitch on your ass
Batesy by Theteaisready September 8, 2019
The virtual food for people/geeks/nerds who just can't leave their computers/Internet/ long enough to take a break to eat real time food.
No thanks, I'm not hungry for dinner dear, I just had my server bring me a disk overflowing with with I-Bytes. YUM!
I-Bytes by shelovestosail September 25, 2009
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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