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The act of claiming to attend an event and subsequently bailing at a later time
Callum: Gym later boys?
Sam: yeah sure half nine!
*half nine*
Callum: sorry lads too tired I’m going to have to pull a batesy
Batesy by BatesyDarlo February 7, 2018
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Batesy Moment

(Noun)

A moment of unparrelled clarity or understanding followed by a random thought.

(Origin: Hull, Alex Bates)
Jon: "Damn i can't get this math prob!"
Alex: "It's 74...Mmm cheese"
Kev: "Another Batesy moment..."
Batesy Moment by Jonesy1548 August 15, 2006

Batesyed 

When a picture has been edited to include a big dildo.
Dunney reposted and now his profile pic has been batesyed.
Batesyed by Ed171 March 23, 2017
An aggressive chronic condition resulting in an extreme allergic reaction to alcohol. Symptoms include round dodging, compulsive lying about the previous nights alcohol consumption, and a completely hangover free existence.
"God I feel awful after last night, how do you feel?"

"absolutely fine you know I cant booze, I'm batesy"
Batesy by ganzilla August 10, 2014
A dumb ass bitch that will snitch on you in an instant
Don’t tell Batesy. Shit she will snitch on your ass
Batesy by Theteaisready September 8, 2019
The virtual food for people/geeks/nerds who just can't leave their computers/Internet/ long enough to take a break to eat real time food.
No thanks, I'm not hungry for dinner dear, I just had my server bring me a disk overflowing with with I-Bytes. YUM!
I-Bytes by shelovestosail September 25, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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