Bytesy 

Annoying Little Bitch

That guys i such a Bytesy.

Bytesy by Hedelmätarhaluomuappelssiini December 16, 2023

Batesy 

The act of claiming to attend an event and subsequently bailing at a later time

Callum: Gym later boys?
Sam: yeah sure half nine!
*half nine*
Callum: sorry lads too tired I’m going to have to pull a batesy

Batesy by BatesyDarlo February 7, 2018

Batesy Moment

(Noun)

A moment of unparrelled clarity or understanding followed by a random thought.

(Origin: Hull, Alex Bates)

Jon: "Damn i can't get this math prob!"
Alex: "It's 74...Mmm cheese"
Kev: "Another Batesy moment..."

Batesy Moment by Jonesy1548 August 15, 2006

Batesyed 

When a picture has been edited to include a big dildo.

Dunney reposted and now his profile pic has been batesyed.

Batesyed by Ed171 March 23, 2017

Batesy 

An aggressive chronic condition resulting in an extreme allergic reaction to alcohol. Symptoms include round dodging, compulsive lying about the previous nights alcohol consumption, and a completely hangover free existence.

"God I feel awful after last night, how do you feel?"

"absolutely fine you know I cant booze, I'm batesy"

Batesy by ganzilla August 10, 2014

Batesy 

A dumb ass bitch that will snitch on you in an instant

Don’t tell Batesy. Shit she will snitch on your ass

Batesy by Theteaisready September 8, 2019

I-Bytes 

The virtual food for people/geeks/nerds who just can't leave their computers/Internet/ long enough to take a break to eat real time food.

No thanks, I'm not hungry for dinner dear, I just had my server bring me a disk overflowing with with I-Bytes. YUM!

I-Bytes by shelovestosail September 25, 2009