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Chandigarh 

The City Beautiful.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chandigarh

The only place that comes to mind when I hear "Paradise City" by Guns 'n' Roses. A completely planned city that's the capital of two Indian states, and is a Union Territory. Designed by renowned French architect, Le Corbusier.
Haters say its too small, but it was planned in a way so that it DOESN'T end up like a metropolis.. Plus, with all major brands lining up to get their stores here, is a pretty solid testament to the number of high-rollers living here. It's been topping the income-per-capita charts of India for a few years running.
Its clean, green and smoke-free (smoking in public places is illegal).

Also, last but not least, it has the HOTTEST girls in India..

Much love..
Chandigarh by MC_Ax April 4, 2009
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Chandigarh Distance 

When every goddamn thing that exists under the sun is within your 5 kilometres radius.
Oh that locality is really. Everything and everybody is Chandigarh distance from there.
Chandigarh Distance by Sern December 24, 2021

Chandigarh Bytes 

The Dhassuu Instagram of City Beautiful - Chandigarh, making us Nostalgic All the time.

You guys are in City beautiful. We get it. Stop Bragging!
Not only, they are literal virtual guide of the city; but also they serve people with daily news and weekly food & lifestyle recommendations. If you wanna know how to spend time, in this city, they are the guys you should be reaching out to!

PS: All the info on their social handles is: Jann Hit mei Jaari...

Bread (Chandigarh, India version) 

someone who is acting dumb/stupid; someone who's got no personality to them; fuddu. (Bread has no gender - it can be anyone)
Bread (Chandigarh, India version)

Bro tu bread hai bc?
Bro are you Bread?

Wo sali bkl ek number ki bread hai.
She's a top quality Bread bkl.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016