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Chandigarh 

The City Beautiful.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chandigarh

The only place that comes to mind when I hear "Paradise City" by Guns 'n' Roses. A completely planned city that's the capital of two Indian states, and is a Union Territory. Designed by renowned French architect, Le Corbusier.
Haters say its too small, but it was planned in a way so that it DOESN'T end up like a metropolis.. Plus, with all major brands lining up to get their stores here, is a pretty solid testament to the number of high-rollers living here. It's been topping the income-per-capita charts of India for a few years running.
Its clean, green and smoke-free (smoking in public places is illegal).

Also, last but not least, it has the HOTTEST girls in India..

Much love..
Chandigarh by MC_Ax April 4, 2009
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Chandigarh Distance 

When every goddamn thing that exists under the sun is within your 5 kilometres radius.
Oh that locality is really. Everything and everybody is Chandigarh distance from there.
Chandigarh Distance by Sern December 24, 2021

Chandigarh Bytes 

The Dhassuu Instagram of City Beautiful - Chandigarh, making us Nostalgic All the time.

You guys are in City beautiful. We get it. Stop Bragging!
Not only, they are literal virtual guide of the city; but also they serve people with daily news and weekly food & lifestyle recommendations. If you wanna know how to spend time, in this city, they are the guys you should be reaching out to!

PS: All the info on their social handles is: Jann Hit mei Jaari...
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Bread (Chandigarh, India version) 

someone who is acting dumb/stupid; someone who's got no personality to them; fuddu. (Bread has no gender - it can be anyone)
Bread (Chandigarh, India version)

Bro tu bread hai bc?
Bro are you Bread?

Wo sali bkl ek number ki bread hai.
She's a top quality Bread bkl.

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026