Lamp Street Buttfuckers 

An Omaha, NE street-based organization of childhood friends and scallywags, also known as LSBF, dedicated solely to "grabbing respect by the haunches." Rumored to have started the national sensation of "drivewaying," or sitting in lawn chairs in a driveway drinking boxed wine, quoting the same movies over and over, and accepting the fact that no matter how hard anyone tries nothing exciting is going to happen tonight until the 11:00 ZJ's.
LSBF brothers always stand their ground and fucking hate girls!

"LSBF's so fucking gay. They think they're cool because they coined the term "drivewaying" which does nothing more than give them an excuse to get drunk with the same people in the same driveway every night."

"Those Lamp Street Buttfuckers sure know how to grab respect by the haunches!"

Lamp Street Buttfuckers by Samsonite017 August 14, 2009

fucking buttfuckers 

1. enhances the word 'buttfucker'
2. someone who is more than a buttfucker

both: 'tom is such a buttfucker because he made us loose to the trojan buttfuckers'

fucking buttfuckers by bitch March 12, 2005

Buttfucker3000 

An idiot who logs into a Zoom court hearing or important with a totally inappropriate screen name which angers the judge or the person leading the meeting.

Your name's not Buttfucker3000, you yo-ho.

Buttfucker3000 by Storm Sexxwatt May 13, 2021

ButtFuckery 

ButtFuckery means bullshit

wow that's some grade A buttfuckery right there, what a load of wank

ButtFuckery by Pimp McLovin' July 2, 2015

Buttfuckistan 

A mythical far-away place that is very difficult to a) find on a map and b)leave. It is not unlike Buttfuck Egypt, Buttfuck Idaho, etc., except for added emphasis on being at least an ocean and several mountains farther away. It is a place where people live under rocks, in caves, and in highrise concrete apartments with no water or electrical power. You are always an outsider in Buttfuckistan, and the inhabitants are always at war with each other over pressing, ancient issues you will never be able to fully understand. Sometimes you can find a McDonalds there.

That smell...it's like burning rubber mixed with cow dung...are we in Buttfuckistan?

I got an email telling me I can make $450,000 in two months. All I have to do is open a bank account and cash this $5,000 check from the Royal Emir of Buttfuckistan.

Buttfuckistan by Benny Dover January 1, 2009

buttpucker 

Something so thrilling that you feel it in the pit of your stomach and your anus puckers up, too.

Have you ever gone skydiving? It's a real buttpucker!

buttpucker by Mica M December 23, 2007

Buttfuckery 

The idea or suspicion that someone may but attempting to screw you over.

I'm not really sure what Tom is up to, but I sense some intense buttfuckery at work here!

Buttfuckery by Orion79 July 3, 2011