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'Fruit of the butt'
Synonymous with shit, turd(s), poop(s), etc. Can be singular or plural.
Singular: I'm about to drop a load of buttfruit.

Plural: Their whole back yard was loaded with piles of buttfruit.
buttfruit by Big Ed Moustapha April 17, 2008

buttfrustrated 

The state of being uncomfortably agitated as a result of something that conflicts with ones interest. Usually used in a setting where one is agitated by something that is factual or actual, as opposed to the ideal of the one being so frustrated. Likely an evolution of the term 'butthurt' for a similar condition. See also, Asspained.
Wyh so internet hurt
Is ti becose someon deleeted ur favorite weab o thread
or just because u r
AUTISMAL AS FUCK

Probaby both nerd
Homo symptoms:
Owned at gaems
Ownded at internet
Owned at life

Butt Doctor Verdict:
BUTTFRUSTRATED
buttfrustrated by Satan H. Christ November 5, 2011

buttprong 

An ignominious, sniveling, arrogant, whiny little twerp who thinks his opinion means something important. Quick
to criticize political enemies with ad hominems, taunts, threats, and physical challenges. First coined, righteously, on

1980's usenet newsgroups to identify political enemies on groups such as alt.flame.faggots, alt.flame.fucking.faggots, talk.abortion, and several other politically fiery newsgroups. This expression encompassed many meanings using only a single word!
"You are an asshole for being pro-life." And in reply, a poster responds: "And you and your ilk are assholes for being pro-choice, buttprong."
buttprong by 88_Fingers April 17, 2019

Carbon buttprint 

A brown stain found on the back of someone's underwear.
I need to reduce my carbon buttprint.

You can start by doing a better job wiping your ass.
Carbon buttprint by J Scotts January 16, 2009

Buttprint 

The residual mark or imprint of an individual's butt cheeks, left upon a particular substrate where the person has been previously seated.
Marsha left a perfectly symmetrical buttprint on my nogahide sofa.
Buttprint by Woodrow Charles January 13, 2008

Buttronica 

Really bad, pop-techno music you might hear on the radio (KDL-LA) or at a really really lame party or 14 and under rave. What hair bands are to rock and sisqo is to hip hop and blink-182 is to old school punk. see also buttronica
"Dude, what's with the buttronica on the radio?"

"my cd player doesn't work and I need some beats man. get off my fucking back."
Buttronica by twamp November 14, 2003