Buttprint 

The residual mark or imprint of an individual's butt cheeks, left upon a particular substrate where the person has been previously seated.

Marsha left a perfectly symmetrical buttprint on my nogahide sofa.

Buttprint by Woodrow Charles January 13, 2008

buttprint 

The impression made from sitting on a couch for so long that it is worn out exactly and only where you sit. It will be there even after you leave your seat.

Dad, it's not comfortable sitting watching tv on the couch because of your buttprint.

buttprint by not wholly racist September 1, 2010

Carbon buttprint 

A brown stain found on the back of someone's underwear.

I need to reduce my carbon buttprint.

You can start by doing a better job wiping your ass.

Carbon buttprint by J Scotts January 16, 2009

carbon buttprint 

1) The amount of carbon molecules used over a lifetime to produce and maintain a person's butt (including those used to produce contributing animal fats and to transport goods);

2) The amount of methane and other greenhouse gases produced by a person's butt over a measurable time period (e.g., a year or decade).

1) Al Gore may have reduced his carbon footprint by purchasing rainforest offsets, but his carbon buttprint remains equivalent to the annual output of a medium-sized Chinese coal-fired electrical generation facility.

2) The average US carbon buttprint is 4.6 times greater than the average buttprint of Zambia, New Guinea, or Ceylon.

carbon buttprint by Bob Zybach May 23, 2008

Brownstown Buttprint 

When you bang a chick on your boss's glass-top desk, leaving an obvious buttprint.

One year at the Christmas party, somebody gave the vice-president a Brownstown Buttprint.

Brownstown Buttprint by JohnnyBunch January 6, 2009

Buttering the cat 

This term began to appear after the December 2021 viral Reddit post "AITA for “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes” about Jorts?" on r/AmITheAsshole by u/ThrowawayOrangeCat about a conflict involving two cats at their workplace. The cats are named Jean and Jorts, and to cut a long story short, a human colleague named Pam had been spreading margarine on Jorts to encourage him to groom himself. (Presumably he would like the taste and spend more time licking it off.) It's unclear whether Jorts responded to this, because Jean began to lick his fur -- this upset her digestive system. Pam was asked to stop applying margarine to Jorts. Readers shared the post to social media, and people began posting memes and jokes about the situation.

Later that month, #DisabilityTwitter used the situation as an analogy, to address whether a particular accommodation is useful. (Implied: even if it's well-intentioned, if it's not helpful to the person with needs, it wastes time and may actually have negative impacts. Just like applying margarine to Jorts.)

"Are you helping, or are you just buttering the cat?" (from #DisabilityTwitter)

A person may want to help resolve a difficult situation, but realizes that they lack the necessary skills and would just make things worse: "I'd love to help, but at this point I suspect I'd just be buttering the cat ..."

Buttering the cat by TapirTrouble December 21, 2021

muddy bootprint 

Aka muddy boot- the darkened skin that radiates outward from the vagina at the center of a woman's inner thighs until the typical skin of the body is attained.

He had only gone down on girls with lily-white skin before Esmerelda, and was jarred by unexpected sight of a muddy bootprint. He descended into the dark abyss with trepidation.

muddy bootprint by Pantaloon January 14, 2008