buttfruit

'Fruit of the butt'
Synonymous with shit, turd(s), poop(s), etc. Can be singular or plural.

Singular: I'm about to drop a load of buttfruit.

Plural: Their whole back yard was loaded with piles of buttfruit.

buttfruit by Big Ed Moustapha April 17, 2008

buttfrustrated 

The state of being uncomfortably agitated as a result of something that conflicts with ones interest. Usually used in a setting where one is agitated by something that is factual or actual, as opposed to the ideal of the one being so frustrated. Likely an evolution of the term 'butthurt' for a similar condition. See also, Asspained.

Wyh so internet hurt
Is ti becose someon deleeted ur favorite weab o thread
or just because u r
AUTISMAL AS FUCK

Probaby both nerd
Homo symptoms:
Owned at gaems
Ownded at internet
Owned at life

Butt Doctor Verdict:
BUTTFRUSTRATED

buttfrustrated by Satan H. Christ November 5, 2011

bullfruit

buffed, possibly prone-to-violence gay man

john wayne, keanu reeves

bullfruit by marky boy, sydney, australia March 29, 2003

buttcrust eater

n. (Vulgar) One who practices unclean analingus. See also buttcrust, analingus

She ate his buttcrust and threw up.

buttcrust eater by Sudo Nim December 15, 2003

Buttruption 

The spewing of fecal matter from your anus.

Uhhh, I just had a buttruption after eating that Taco Bell

Buttruption by Jojo101 May 10, 2009

buttcrust 

(sometimes hyphenated butt-crust)

n. Hardened fecal matter not cleansed from the anal area. (Usually Vulgar)

Quaid's excessive buttcrust stained his underwear.

buttcrust by Sudo Nim December 15, 2003

raunchy butt fruit 

Residual pieces of feces, usually caught upon ass hairs, which surprise an ass muncher in the middle of their business. Coming in a variety of sizes, they may escape even the most scrutinizing eyes of a veteran ass eater and give them a mouthful of a dirty surprise.
A rare version of the raunchy butt fruit remains just inside and behind the sphincter and emerges defiantly upon anal stimulation - these are the most notorious of anal 'fruits'. Upon encountering, most anal adventurers will pull back in revile and discontinue such explorations for an extensive period of time, usually upon the stipulation of prooving sanitary conditions before excursions are begun again.

Guy: (upon eating the asshole of their significant other they discover the dingles) Holy fuck! Raunchy butt fruit! (Vomits)
Girl: Ohh my god! (flushes) I'm so sorry honey!
Guy: (finished vomitting) Holy hell that was disgusting! Have you ever heard of wiping you dirty fucking whore?!
Girl: (cries)

raunchy butt fruit by godlius December 28, 2008