buttcheacks
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Buttcheeck Planet
Traditional ceremonial folk lore lyric and song amongst Ohio, US based computer programmers. This song is performed for friends and family around the age of 3 years old. This ritual is not understood by lay people, often including witnesses to the young future-programmers performance. Nonetheless, this geographically Walmart-adjacent rite of passage is sacred amongst programmers from Middle America.
Buttcheeck Planet by Zaak Orlando February 23, 2019
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Balls to Buttcheeks
A term used to described an overpopulated social setting, i.e. bars, clubs, lines at Disney World, men's bathroom, etc. The setting being so packed that male genitalia, regardless of intention, are constantly rubbing on the buttcheeks of surrounding individuals.
" Man there are so many people in here tonight, it's balls to buttcheeks."
"We went there last night, the place was packed balls to buttcheeks."
"We went there last night, the place was packed balls to buttcheeks."
Balls to Buttcheeks by Archibald M.W. Pinchback April 20, 2012
buttcheeks mcgee
Jake: Hey you know Laura?
Soham: Yeah, she super annoying but has a fat ass.
Jake: Yeah I call her buttcheeks mcgee
Soham: Yeah, she super annoying but has a fat ass.
Jake: Yeah I call her buttcheeks mcgee
buttcheeks mcgee by bballaddict March 12, 2017
blueberry buttcheeks
Blueberry buttcheeks are when your bottom is spanked so hard and for so long that they no longer resemble rosy cheeks but instead look more like a blueberry tart. The spankee is usually in floods of tears at this point.
Uncle Richard threw me over his knee and gave my ass a damn good thrashing because he felt I was being impertinent. The fact I'm 39 and a headmistress and his penis erect throughout notwithstanding, I felt it wrong that he should leave me with blueberry buttcheeks for a simple misunderstanding. I came home and applied some antiseptic cream and slowly my ass is feeling like its old self - heavily sagging and puckered from all the ass fucking my husband seems to enjoy.
blueberry buttcheeks by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017
booty buttcheeks
booty buttcheeks by Wurst Liver May 21, 2008
Clap Buttcheeks
Clap Buttcheeks:
Oh this guy has no idea I'm here. I'm about to clap this dudes buttcheeks.
This dude talking shit is about to get his buttcheeks clapped.
Oh this guy has no idea I'm here. I'm about to clap this dudes buttcheeks.
This dude talking shit is about to get his buttcheeks clapped.
Clap Buttcheeks by Migssy Elliot March 20, 2019
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