Buttcheck 

Noun or verb: When one believes that their expelled flatulence may have been wet.

After attempting a silent fart in class, Maddie immediately ran to the bathroom for a buttcheck

Buttcheck by Chickenchipper March 15, 2009

butcheek on a stick

Something that hurts a lot.

Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butcheek on a stick!

butcheek on a stick by boarsoldier May 20, 2015

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

When the spy, featured on the PS3, and PC game, Team Fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you "Surprise Buttsecks" after, the trending songs and videos on YouTube.

*The Blue Scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly-*
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS by TeamFortress2Fangirl June 12, 2012

surprise buttsecks

To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.

A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??

surprise buttsecks by the real rick james December 7, 2005

buttcheek on a stick 

A famous vine of a kid after getting slapped. As to not break the swearing rules, he instead uses this phrase.

Mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

buttcheek on a stick by maiapond June 20, 2016

buttcrack coolidge 

Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.

Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.

Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.

Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.

buttcrack coolidge by Grand Firctionary March 30, 2017

buttcucked

When your significant other gives their ass up to other people, but won't let you so much as caress it.

Lauren really buttcucked me this weekend. She was telling me about how her ex used to toss her salad, but she won't even let me stick a thumb in it. Wtf bro?

buttcucked by Don Juan Dinero January 6, 2019