buttcheeks 

Used to describe something that sucks. See buns, bundies, ass.

That movie was buttcheeks.

buttcheeks by k.g. y'all December 28, 2005

buttcheeks 

A close call. Going to the absolute final brink of a terrible situation and coming through unscathed.

Derived from having to take a powerful shit and squeezing the cheeks of your ass together in order to waddle to the toilet, making it just in time and releasing the vice grip on your anus to birth a fecal fist, likely to produce a splashback that is as refreshing to your anus as the new found relief of your large intestine.

Person 1: Holy shit, you almost hit that car!

Person 2: Yeah, I totally buttcheeksed it.

buttcheeks by Compute March 19, 2009

Buttcheeks 

The name for a shy girl who tends to blush, so cheeks seems to be as soft as a baby's behind, given by a Crackbaby.

Buttcheeks had to write a definition, because it seemed that the whole world was wondering..why Buttcheeks?

Buttcheeks by Yezenia December 24, 2008

Buttcheeks 

Used as a code word for weed
because the W in weed sorta looks like buttcheeks.

I have buttcheeks in my pocket!

Im gonna go do some buttcheeks after school, you wanna come?

Buttcheeks by JoeyNGU October 15, 2008

Buttcheeks 

Salvador

Bro you some buttcheeks at playing trumpet.

Buttcheeks by Happytoaster February 1, 2019

buttcheeks 

i have four cheeks lol

my buttcheeks are big masses and lumps on my butt. there r two and they are my third & fourth cheeks. :/

buttcheeks by Urban_Dictionary_Bot October 7, 2020

buttcheeks 

something you stick your head in between of

mmm i love those buttcheeks

buttcheeks by melody money December 29, 2021