Buttchercks

What you say to your 5 year old sister

A misspelled version of buttcheeks

Gavin: Buttchercks
Madalyn: >:(

by StudMastaFlex34 April 9, 2022

Buttcheeck Planet

Traditional ceremonial folk lore lyric and song amongst Ohio, US based computer programmers. This song is performed for friends and family around the age of 3 years old. This ritual is not understood by lay people, often including witnesses to the young future-programmers performance. Nonetheless, this geographically Walmart-adjacent rite of passage is sacred amongst programmers from Middle America.

“Buttcheeck planet.”
“Buttcheeck planet starts slow, and ends with a sweaty forehead.”

by Zaak Orlando February 23, 2019

Balls to Buttcheeks

A term used to described an overpopulated social setting, i.e. bars, clubs, lines at Disney World, men's bathroom, etc. The setting being so packed that male genitalia, regardless of intention, are constantly rubbing on the buttcheeks of surrounding individuals.

" Man there are so many people in here tonight, it's balls to buttcheeks."

"We went there last night, the place was packed balls to buttcheeks."

by Archibald M.W. Pinchback April 20, 2012

buttcheeks mcgee

When a annoying girl is alive but you somewhat tolerate her because she has a big booty.

Jake: Hey you know Laura?
Soham: Yeah, she super annoying but has a fat ass.
Jake: Yeah I call her buttcheeks mcgee

by bballaddict March 12, 2017

blueberry buttcheeks

Blueberry buttcheeks are when your bottom is spanked so hard and for so long that they no longer resemble rosy cheeks but instead look more like a blueberry tart. The spankee is usually in floods of tears at this point.

Uncle Richard threw me over his knee and gave my ass a damn good thrashing because he felt I was being impertinent. The fact I'm 39 and a headmistress and his penis erect throughout notwithstanding, I felt it wrong that he should leave me with blueberry buttcheeks for a simple misunderstanding. I came home and applied some antiseptic cream and slowly my ass is feeling like its old self - heavily sagging and puckered from all the ass fucking my husband seems to enjoy.

by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

booty buttcheeks

A song as sung by Thugnificent on 'The Boondocks'. Inspired by...any song about ass.

self explanatory, but. 'Booty BUTTCHEEKS! BOOTY--BOOTY butt.CHEEKS!!'

by Wurst Liver May 21, 2008

Clap Buttcheeks

To clap ones buttcheeks, to best or defeat in a battle of will and wits.

Clap Buttcheeks:

Oh this guy has no idea I'm here. I'm about to clap this dudes buttcheeks.

This dude talking shit is about to get his buttcheeks clapped.

by Migssy Elliot March 20, 2019