buttmonkies 

Group of people being odd or peculiar.

You guys seem like a bunch of buttmonkies.

buttmonkies by the_real_buttmonkies March 27, 2012

buttmonkey 

Rectum dwelling primate

That buttmonkey needs to come out for a while and get some fresh air

buttmonkey by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

buttmonkey 

one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them

If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!

buttmonkey by Anonymous May 15, 2003

buttmonkey 

The kind of person that just won't stop gibbering out of their ass.

Will someone shut that damn buttmonkey up!

buttmonkey by Bumzin August 23, 2004

buttmonkey 

Someone who pretty much idolizes another person, obnoxiously following/complimenting/laughing at their jokes which aren't even funny. Usually leaves this person disliked by others for being so damn weird.

Dan: Man, that guy who follows Jim around all the time is weird.

Phil: Who, Ken? Yeah he's Jim's buttmonkey.

buttmonkey by Urbanasia February 25, 2009

buttmonkey 

Someone who rides your ass like a horny spider monkey.

My boss is such a buttmonkey.

buttmonkey by Attila Ecsedy October 17, 2003

Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey 

n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP.

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G-COPCAP

n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators

The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.

Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey by AWrinkleInTime April 14, 2016