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buttmonk 

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offspring of mike williams and shaniqua
hi my name is Mike Williams and I'm a complete and utter buttmonk, baby
buttmonk by SIC April 11, 2004
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buttmonkey 

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Rectum dwelling primate
That buttmonkey needs to come out for a while and get some fresh air
buttmonkey by MakTheYak November 25, 2003
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Related Words
buttmonkey • buttmonk • buttmonkey queen • buttmonkies • Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey • _butt monkey • butt monkey ass bullshit • buttbonk • buttbonker • Buttdonkey

buttmonkey 

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one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them
If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!
buttmonkey by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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buttmonger 

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Insult or derogatory term.
That buttmonger stole my purse!
buttmonger by notabuttmonger November 29, 2004
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buttmonkey 

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The kind of person that just won't stop gibbering out of their ass.
Will someone shut that damn buttmonkey up!
buttmonkey by Bumzin August 23, 2004
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buttmonkies 

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Group of people being odd or peculiar.
You guys seem like a bunch of buttmonkies.
buttmonkies by the_real_buttmonkies March 27, 2012
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buttmonkey 

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Someone who pretty much idolizes another person, obnoxiously following/complimenting/laughing at their jokes which aren't even funny. Usually leaves this person disliked by others for being so damn weird.
Dan: Man, that guy who follows Jim around all the time is weird.

Phil: Who, Ken? Yeah he's Jim's buttmonkey.
buttmonkey by Urbanasia February 25, 2009
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