buttmonk 

offspring of mike williams and shaniqua

hi my name is Mike Williams and I'm a complete and utter buttmonk, baby

buttmonk by SIC April 11, 2004

buttmonkey 

Rectum dwelling primate

That buttmonkey needs to come out for a while and get some fresh air

buttmonkey by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

buttmonkey 

one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them

If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!

buttmonkey by Anonymous May 15, 2003

buttmonger 

Insult or derogatory term.

That buttmonger stole my purse!

buttmonger by notabuttmonger November 29, 2004

buttmonkey 

The kind of person that just won't stop gibbering out of their ass.

Will someone shut that damn buttmonkey up!

buttmonkey by Bumzin August 23, 2004

buttmonkies 

Group of people being odd or peculiar.

You guys seem like a bunch of buttmonkies.

buttmonkies by the_real_buttmonkies March 27, 2012

buttmonkey 

Someone who pretty much idolizes another person, obnoxiously following/complimenting/laughing at their jokes which aren't even funny. Usually leaves this person disliked by others for being so damn weird.

Dan: Man, that guy who follows Jim around all the time is weird.

Phil: Who, Ken? Yeah he's Jim's buttmonkey.

buttmonkey by Urbanasia February 25, 2009