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Buttdonkey 

A person who, through their actions or attitude, resembles a donkey that resembles a butt.
Derek Jeter is a Buttdonkey
Buttdonkey by skmastaz July 17, 2005
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Dickriding Buttjockey 

A gay man who enjoys hopping dicks.
Tom Cruise is a dickriding buttjockey

buttmonkey 

That buttmonkey needs to come out for a while and get some fresh air
buttmonkey by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

buttmonkey 

one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them
If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!
buttmonkey by Anonymous May 15, 2003

buttmonkey 

The kind of person that just won't stop gibbering out of their ass.
Will someone shut that damn buttmonkey up!
buttmonkey by Bumzin August 23, 2004

budonkeydonk 

a very big butt every mean teacher has a huge one!!!

woow look at her(mrs. ________) budonkeydonk! its soo big
budonkeydonk by haley rikki brown February 22, 2008

buttmonkey 

Someone who pretty much idolizes another person, obnoxiously following/complimenting/laughing at their jokes which aren't even funny. Usually leaves this person disliked by others for being so damn weird.
Dan: Man, that guy who follows Jim around all the time is weird.

Phil: Who, Ken? Yeah he's Jim's buttmonkey.
buttmonkey by Urbanasia February 25, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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