Buttdonkey

A person who, through their actions or attitude, resembles a donkey that resembles a butt.

Derek Jeter is a Buttdonkey

by skmastaz July 17, 2005

Dickriding Buttjockey

A gay man who enjoys hopping dicks.

Tom Cruise is a dickriding buttjockey

by not found [Error 404] March 2, 2009

buttmonkey

Rectum dwelling primate

That buttmonkey needs to come out for a while and get some fresh air

by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

buttmonkey

one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them

If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

buttmonkey

The kind of person that just won't stop gibbering out of their ass.

Will someone shut that damn buttmonkey up!

by Bumzin August 23, 2004

budonkeydonk

a very big butt every mean teacher has a huge one!!!

woow look at her(mrs. ________) budonkeydonk! its soo big

by haley rikki brown February 22, 2008

buttmonkey

Someone who pretty much idolizes another person, obnoxiously following/complimenting/laughing at their jokes which aren't even funny. Usually leaves this person disliked by others for being so damn weird.

Dan: Man, that guy who follows Jim around all the time is weird.

Phil: Who, Ken? Yeah he's Jim's buttmonkey.

by Urbanasia February 25, 2009