buttbonding

what you get when you don't fart for an uncomfortably long time and then you leak a real flabby one.

tanner unleashed his daily buttbonding and proceeded to be showered with farthate from everybody in the zumba class.

by isochronismisms! May 30, 2009

butt bonding

A male on male sexual activity that occurs when neither partner is too tired or too straight.

Only one day into what seemed an innocuous road trip between friends, Cole and Derek suddenly came to the realization that their relationship could no longer be bearably platonic, and they engaged in the sexual abandon and high art of butt bonding.

by Detective Kernel January 23, 2011

Benjamin Buttoning

When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.

Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!

by Eweezy86 March 7, 2010

snooze-buttoning

The action of hitting the "snooze" button on an alarm clock over, and over again.

Did you know? An iPhone alarm will continue to sound every nine minutes, even after two full hours of snooze-buttoning.

by envirochef February 10, 2010

Benjamin-Buttoning

The act of either watching or creating a movie/tv series out of order, or backwards.

Example 1:
Person A: "My friend Tyler won't stop Benjamin-Buttoning the Saw series...no wonder he has no idea what's going on!"

Person B: "He never does anything right..."

Example 2:
Person A: "Did you hear about the 3rd Paranormal Activity? It's supposed to take place before the 2nd one."

Person B: "Yup. Didn't the 2nd one take place before the 1st?"

Person A: "Well, I guess they're Benjamin-Buttoning it."

by weeniehutjunior July 25, 2011

Brown Buttoning

The act of spreading ones ass cheeks and touching the petri anal area to the surface of another persons body.

"Damn Joel, why do you stink?" "I got brown buttoned last night"

by Richard Lapointe December 13, 2003

Buttoning

The act of placing ones schlong into the belly-button of a person.

Marc: My belly button is tight like a tiger!
Dwayne: I am turned on.
Marc: u wanna try buttoning.
Dwayne: Okay, I'll ask Martin for a condom
Martin: GO-GO-KARTIN

by PeetrMurfee August 20, 2011