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butt smudge

The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.
I almost sat in the hefty butt smudge that you left on the seat!
butt smudge by Etch August 17, 2006
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butt smudge

after 'releasing' waste products, the part that 'hangs on'. also an insult to persons of idiotic disposition.
'you dropped that expensive glass! - you butt smudge!' or 'ewww...my undies are stuck to my butt...it must be that little be of butt smudge left'
butt smudge by mel p November 30, 2004

Butt Smudges

physical proof against a wall that a couple committed adultery in a baby nursery
Craig totally cheated on Holly J with Manny! I mean danng, check out the butt smudges on the wall.
Butt Smudges by omgitskee November 13, 2011

Butt smudgie

wen your arse is sweaty and unwiped and u press it up against a object or a person leaving behind a smudgie for all!
wen you pass out im goanna give u a butt smudgie!!
Butt smudgie by pappawally July 14, 2020

butt sludge

The really gross wet black shit when you are really sick
mommy jimmy ate all the butt sludge crunch!
butt sludge by D. Graham October 10, 2005

butt sludge

I wiped the butt sludge clean and put on a new diaper.
butt sludge by Casey McDermott November 11, 2007

butt smidge 

A word used to describe someone who portrays characteristics similar to those of a dirty pair of underwear
Oh my god he took my sandwich, what a butt smidge!
butt smidge by A hole May 7, 2021
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