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A small amount of something. Short for smidegeon.
You blocked me in. Can you move your car up just a smidge?
by Michael Chapman June 05, 2005
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Form of measurement: An amount that is 2x greater than a cunt hair. A near miss.
Move that over a smidge .

You just missed it by a smidge.

Turn tha volume up a smidge.
by Sumaruma March 16, 2018
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a person who does not use common sense and usually gets made fun of by others.
Jeffrey: Hey what time is the Knicks game on tonight?
David: Jeffrey stop being a smidge the Knicks are always on @ 7 PM
by DavidGend December 18, 2010
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A person, usualy female, short in stature, but large in heart. Also, smidges are usually very beautiful.
My smidge is the sweetest person I know
by Alex February 12, 2005
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A sneaky short guy that keeps his height a secret until it is ultimately revealed upon an in-person encounter
G: hey sis, how did it go with that hot dude you met up with from Tinder?
J: Total bust...he was a Smidge and had to awkwardly direct the convo downward and see him gawk at my boobs all night. My neck hurts now .
by GiDizzle October 14, 2015
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When you take a crap and dont wipe your ass good enough so you get smidge in your underwear.
Marla couldnt wipe her ass well enough so she left smidge all in her underwear.
by marlasmellsbad July 31, 2018
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