Busterbating

The act of masturbating on public transportation in view of other riders. Can be performed by a bus bandit or even by a driver or conductors. For an extra thrill, you can also videotape yourself and post the videos later online for others to enjoy. The solo version of a bus job.

"I was on my way to work this morning and the guy in front of me was either busterbating or he had one nasty case of crabs."

Busterbating by adurabull August 26, 2013

Bufferbating 

1. When you're masturbating to internet porn on a 56k connection, and right as you hit your climax the video starts buffering, so you end up orgasming to a buffering bar.

I always want to kill myself after bufferbating.

Bufferbating by AlphaR0meo October 14, 2012

bapsterbating 

Studying in bapst library way too long especially through dinner time and on the weekends so that you don't have to hang out with your roommates

Is Kev coming to dinner?

Nah, I think he's out bapsterbating or something

bapsterbating by shinskie January 20, 2011

Butterboating 

Verb. To shake ones face back and forth while placed in between the butt cheeks of another.

Derived from the term Moterboating.

That stripper did not appreciate the man with greasy cheeks butterboating here without asking.

Butterboating by Butterboater June 9, 2009

Blasterbating

Furiously masturbating, red-faced, sweating, and often with both hands.

Roger: Man, my cock is sore this morning.
Jerry: Were you masturbating again last night?
Roger: Bro, I wasn't just masturbating, I was blasterbating.
Jerry: Sweet Jesus.

Blasterbating by Cyril Figgis April 13, 2014

buttermating

To fuck a stick of butter.

Want to try buttermating?

buttermating by John_doe42069 December 21, 2022

basterbating 

V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.

Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."

Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"

basterbating by MooN333 September 13, 2011