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Bunnel Vision

When a male gets hypnotized by a perfectly round and supple pair of ass cheeks. So much so that he may not even realize he is being completely obvious... usually resulting in being caught staring at the cheeky wonder.
Tom: "I was at the mall today sitting on the bench and I got slapped by my wife."

Bill: "Why? What'd you do?"

Tom: "I got a wicked case of bunnel vision when that skank walked by in those tight pants."
Bunnel Vision by Roody Poo February 19, 2010
Related Words

Bunberry 

verb. Inventing an excuse to avoid obligations (such as dinner parties with insufferable aunts). esp. an excuse that involves travel

etymology: in The Importance of Being Ernest by Oscar Wilde the character initially called "Algernon" invents a friend named "Bunberry" who is an invalid plagued by sporadic, inexplicable disease, and whom Algernon visits regularly.
Mr. Williams left town to visit his sick friend, perhaps he's Bunberrying and really seeing a mistress.
Bunberry by absolutegeek December 13, 2009

Sheriff John Bunnell 

Has the whitest teeth known to man.
Sheriff John Bunnell by Monkeyseat December 28, 2004
A Blood Hood in the Vailsburg section of newark, They breed the most freshest and coolest niggas alive, they are known for getting money and being active, they aint no bitches either, they fuck a lot of bitches.
“You said where I’m from? Bunbet nigga.”

OPP: “A bunbet nigga follow her on the gram? You better ask her why, he probably fucking ya bitch right now bruh.”
Bunbet by Slimeassnigga December 9, 2021
(noun) Known for their inextinguishable spirit and passion, this type of person does not hesitate to sacrifice everything to make the world a better place. They are kind and caring, fun and adventurous, with a spunky attitude that will leave you knowing that your life has been touched by love. If you are lucky enough to have a Bunzelz in your life, you can thank your lucky stars that you get to experience love in it's purest forms
That Naomi is a real Bunzelz
Bunzelz by Flonz July 5, 2019

bunberrying 

Living a double life in order to acheive material or superficial goals. Goals such as hooking up with girls..... Hmm I guess thats about all bunberryings good for.

This is an interpretation of the word from Oscar Wilde's "The Importance of Being Earnest"
JP: I wanna hook up with Brianna and Shundt
Tito: I wanna hook up with Sara and Adele
JP: Well then lets go bunberrying! We'll go out with the Holy Child girls friday night, then the NCS girls Saturday night.
bunberrying by BRO7 May 13, 2008