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A local idiot who regularly speaks out of his backside .
Also known to be closely related to the species of BARLOW
Acting the bumlow

He's here is he BUMLOW

Chatting bumlow again are we ?
bumlow by Drogba June 16, 2024
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Bumloader 

A geeky nerd with fat sausage fingers.
Bumloader's coming in today from Siemens to sort out the remote monotoring system.
Bumloader by Marco Dando November 2, 2008
Related Words
bumlow bumlord Bumtown Buclow Buelow bullow Bullowing Bulow bumdown bumgowi

AJ Bulow 

AJ Bulow is the dumbest piece of shit I've ever met :DD
AJ Bulow by yagga yagga January 14, 2020

Eternal bumflower 

A group of seven male friends begin a circle jerk on a rooftop in Southeast Asia. They simultaneously climax, then throw their legs back like synchronized swimmers forming a perfect star and tan their buttholes for 10 minutes.
Hey buds, don't miss the eternal bumflower this Sunday!
Rodeo-style with a zebra back top and a golf club. Best sex position ever.
He did the Buelow...I'm still sore
Buelow by xcornerhustlerx March 29, 2010
A casual word that represents the act of anal penetration or similar activities involving homosexual love making. Usually it is not used as a serious insult, but rather for a joke. This word is occasionally used with a hint of sarcasm.
*Tez listening to his iPod*
Nick: "Hey, lemme listen to that a sec?"
Tez: "Only if you gimme some bumlove ;)"
Nick: "You bet."
bumlove by Matt April 21, 2005
Where inserting ones penis into anothers anus you become attatched to them and are unable to relieve yourself from that particular orafice without a hospital visit.
bloke: take that slut!
slut: Owwwwwwwwww!
bloke: shit... i cant get out, a bloody bumlock!
bumlock by blemeh August 5, 2003
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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