bumlow

A local idiot who regularly speaks out of his backside .
Also known to be closely related to the species of BARLOW

Acting the bumlow

He's here is he BUMLOW

Chatting bumlow again are we ?

by Drogba June 16, 2024

Bumloader

A geeky nerd with fat sausage fingers.

Bumloader's coming in today from Siemens to sort out the remote monotoring system.

by Marco Dando November 2, 2008

AJ Bulow

dumbass addicted to cars :))

AJ Bulow is the dumbest piece of shit I've ever met :DD

by yagga yagga January 14, 2020

Eternal bumflower

A group of seven male friends begin a circle jerk on a rooftop in Southeast Asia. They simultaneously climax, then throw their legs back like synchronized swimmers forming a perfect star and tan their buttholes for 10 minutes.

Hey buds, don't miss the eternal bumflower this Sunday!

by The Eternal Bumflower September 22, 2021

Buelow

Rodeo-style with a zebra back top and a golf club. Best sex position ever.

He did the Buelow...I'm still sore

by xcornerhustlerx March 29, 2010

bumlove

A casual word that represents the act of anal penetration or similar activities involving homosexual love making. Usually it is not used as a serious insult, but rather for a joke. This word is occasionally used with a hint of sarcasm.

*Tez listening to his iPod*
Nick: "Hey, lemme listen to that a sec?"
Tez: "Only if you gimme some bumlove ;)"
Nick: "You bet."

by Matt April 21, 2005

bumlock

Where inserting ones penis into anothers anus you become attatched to them and are unable to relieve yourself from that particular orafice without a hospital visit.

bloke: take that slut!
slut: Owwwwwwwwww!
bloke: shit... i cant get out, a bloody bumlock!

by blemeh August 5, 2003