Tez

the nickname to a male named Cortez, Dontez, or any other name ending in -tez.

There go my nigga Tez doin his thang.

by HBIC November 15, 2006

Tez

so terrible it is great.

You cannot knowingly make yourself tez.

You/ the item must be branded tez by a third party

It can be a noun, adjective or verb

Noun : What is this piece of tez? or being a massive tezzer

Adjective : A tez hat

Verb: Look at him tezzing down the road

by aw10li September 4, 2013

Tez

The eating of one's tea, dinner or evening meal. Coined from the "EZ" sound. This is a brilliant shortening of the word tea as it has the same amount of letters. Genius.

I gota be in @ 5 for my Tez.

by Dez123456 December 15, 2008

Tez

Also referred to as "DAT NIQQA" and " Tyrone's lil brother" most likely a savage that doesn't care he's also an asswhipe that always wants to get high and watches hella porn...he loves ass...

My niqqa Tez iz dat niqqa.

by T0R1G4 March 1, 2017

Tez

Means a chinese or oriental basketball player. Has yellow skin and owns a takeaway.
Always come into school stoned and his shoes squeak like a bitch. Cant see either cos of his slanty eyes

"Tez u chinese mofuka"
"who said that i cant see them "
"Cos u got slanty eyes "

by Mattay Bartley November 3, 2006

Tez

A man who knows culture, but does not enjoy the outside world.

Joe Hey! Have you seen the new Anime, Dragon Ball Z Super Heroes Ultimate?
Bob Your such a Tez.

by opsap11 February 8, 2022

Tez

A heavyset African American also can be used to call someone ugly

That a big ass tez, or that nigga is Tez as fuck

by Real Nigga Term November 29, 2014