bulltwang 

A cool alternative to the ugly sounding bull-S**t. It;s meaning can also extend to to something unfair as well as untruths

A: "Sorry you didn't pass your driving test"
B: "That's bulltwang man!"

or

A: "I swear I didn't touch her man!"
B: "We both know that's bulltwang!"

bulltwang by Will-Dawg July 31, 2006

bullwank 

When something is totally crap we say that's it's "wank". If it's really, really crap then it's bullwank.

"Do you ever watch Idol on tv?"

"Never"

"Why not?"

"It's bullwank!"

bullwank by spid-a-spid May 16, 2010

bullswanky 

A euphemism for bullshit.

Jack : "Man, that is some bullshit right there"
Jill : "No, Jack. We can't say that in front of the children. That is some bullswanky right there"

bullswanky by TheChillestDude February 3, 2015

Bullbanged 

Like a, let's say, your drunk and you wake up next to an obese bull. The pain in your ass is proof that the bull did indeed bang you.

Oh no, I shouldn't have spent a night on the farm. I've been bullbanged!

Bullbanged by BranSalamJosh November 24, 2009

bulljangling 

Hanging around wasting time while simultaneously falsifying information.

Me: Are you coming bowling with me? Him: No man I have to watch my dog (he doesn't have a dog).

The act of telling small untruths or white lies while wasting time

Iain kept leveraging a dog he doesn't have to excuse his absence from funtimes. He is just bulljangling.

bulljangling by jpburdi June 29, 2017

Bull Twang 

To express an oppinion of disbelief. Similar to saying: "Bull Shit"

"Yo man, that's bull twang!"

Bull Twang by OlivaHessum April 7, 2009

Ballwanger 

adj. Superior quality or to possess above standard features.

adj: We went to a friends house to watch football because he has this ballwanger TV.

Ballwanger by WordMeisterB August 2, 2011