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Ballswanger 

Also can be Ballswangers.
Often followed by πŸ’₯πŸ§±πŸ”‹, a Ballswanger is a person of elite status who is extreme in one way or another, often being referred to as an unstoppable force.
They often find themselves in situations in which there is no escape, and like the main character they are, they always find a way to escape.
Being a ballswanger means you get mad amounts of bitches and are the personification of rizz itself.
Allan is definitely not an NPC.
I KNOW! He’s a ballswangerπŸ’₯πŸ§±πŸ”‹ if you ask me.
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Ballsfinger 

A euphemism for penis, differentiated from the other fingers by having a pair of testicles (balls) nearby, hence the finger near the balls, or balls-finger.
"suck my ballsfinger!"

"what? suck MY ballsfinger!"
Ballsfinger by Rodney Bollinger February 17, 2009

ballbanger

A person who loves to bang another individuals testicles.
Dammit, Jacob Mackenzie! Quit being a penis twirling ballbanger!
ballbanger by Elle Stephary September 8, 2007

Ballwanger 

adj. Superior quality or to possess above standard features.
adj: We went to a friends house to watch football because he has this ballwanger TV.
Ballwanger by WordMeisterB August 2, 2011

bellswagger 

The result of unfulilled arousal, whence the bell-end remains after the shaft is long since bereft
"Having defiled Jackie unsatisfactorially, Alan was left with bellswagger like a giant over-ripe strawberry"

bullswagger 

Look at that swagger. No, no. That's not just a swagger, that's bullswagger! *faints*
bullswagger by NoSwag July 8, 2009

Harvey BallBanger 

while two gay men engage in doggy style anal sex, the rythmic pounding causes their balls to slam together thus creating the dreaded and painfull......Harvey BallBanger
i witnessed a Harvey BallBanger when i walked into a room and saw one man mounted on another man
Harvey BallBanger by ballofmeat September 11, 2012