OlivaHessum's definitions

Jingle bobs

Breast looking similar to testicals. Hairy, veiny and gross looking.

Yo man! Last night I watched some old people porn. The old lady had jingle bobs!

by OlivaHessum March 31, 2009

Jeips

A great feeling of sensation, almost like a lightening bolt hitting your dick.

Dude, ever since I got a sex change, I feel so jeips!

by Olivahessum March 31, 2009

Bull Twang

To express an oppinion of disbelief. Similar to saying: "Bull Shit"

"Yo man, that's bull twang!"

by OlivaHessum April 7, 2009

Catcher In the Eye

A pornographic reference to "Catcher in the rye." It refers to the fact of cumming i.e. ejaculating in a female's eye

Holy mother of god! Look at those guys surrounded around that girl; they are definitely goin’ to catcher in the eye!

by OlivaHessum April 7, 2009

Dutch rider

The action of grabbing your dick then having a partener/friend grabbing your arm and jerking you off.

See also: Double Dutch rider

Dude, check it out! We can do a dutch rider without being gay! We're not touching dicks, other than our own.

by OlivaHessum April 1, 2009

Olympic toke

When someone with the lungs of a dolphin, or Michael Phelps, takes a massive hit from a bong.

Dude I heard Jeremy on the track team took an Olympic toke at the party last night.

by OlivaHessum April 1, 2009

Fuck

What I do every night for money.

"Fuck me!"

by OlivaHessum April 23, 2009