bukmonster

The 'Bukmonster' is a name given to a sneaky Japanese pervert who derives pleasure from publicly masturbating- whilst sneaking up on clueless girls and ejaculating on them, usually aiming for their faces.

See bukkake

Girl A: 'Oh Shit run it's the bukmonster!'
Girl B: (turns head) 'Where?'

**splat**

by Nolan Pettersen March 13, 2008

BOPmonster

A woman who gives exceptional oral sex and enjoys it

Cameron diaz looks like a bopmonster

by Fredrocks February 18, 2011

buckminster

an awsome person with five awsome names

buckminster william quentin zaphod barrett

he is soooooooooooooooooo buckminster

by lovebuggirlswhosllucky March 1, 2009

bbcmonster

Monster big black cock

Wow Tyrone has a bbcmonster

by Bbcmonster September 2, 2015

Buckminster

An absolute fuckwhit that can't do anything and doesn't know how to do anything.

August is a Buckminster who can't cook ramen

by Tard Season March 3, 2019

Bedmonster

1. Someone who loves being in bed so much that they growl and huff, then slump over like a defeated dragon.

2. A practicioner in the ancient art of bedmonstering. One who bedmonsters.

Norm: Hey you, time to get up!

(Bob, laying next to Norm, growls and then huffs. Then turns over and begins to emit a melodic snore)

Norm: Jesus Christ, are you bedmonstering again?

Bob: Fo sho', muthafucker. I is a bedmonster, innit! Raaaaah!

(Turns over again and falls asleep)

by Norman Piss-biscuit September 8, 2010

bulgarian bushmonster

Usually found in the alps of Bulgaria. They are dangerous how to tell if you find one is there really hairy and have a 12 inch dangle ready to mangle your best bet is not to fight them.

I thought I came across a Bulgarian Bushmonster. Luckily I didn't.

by Bulgarian Bushmonster May 29, 2017