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Bookmonster 

When your so dummy high that your arms seize up in t-Rex fashion, you continually rock back and forward in either in a slow or a rapid fashion. During this a high pitched “Reeeeeet” is given off to scare of predators (may occur with many others drugs such as coke, ket and MD be careful kids they are dangerous).
Dave took and eidble and is fully become a bookmonster. He seems to want strawberry laces for some reason, I would give them to him so he doesn’t stab us
Bookmonster by Th3SpecialJuan March 3, 2021

BOPmonster

A woman who gives exceptional oral sex and enjoys it
Cameron diaz looks like a bopmonster
BOPmonster by Fredrocks February 18, 2011

bukmonster 

The 'Bukmonster' is a name given to a sneaky Japanese pervert who derives pleasure from publicly masturbating- whilst sneaking up on clueless girls and ejaculating on them, usually aiming for their faces.

See bukkake
Girl A: 'Oh Shit run it's the bukmonster!'
Girl B: (turns head) 'Where?'

**splat**
bukmonster by Nolan Pettersen March 13, 2008

Bookmeister

a person who has a powerful connection with the book (pronounced b-oo-k...not b-u-k)
He is a Bookmeister, we must be cautious
Bookmeister by How To Play December 1, 2020

hookmonster 

A philanderer; someone who has a wandering pee pee; someone who has seen more ass than a chair. Used as a term of endearment specifically in Killeen, TX.
Person 1: What up, hookmonster?

Person 2: You know it, ask your sister about that.
hookmonster by El Doctor December 28, 2005

bogmonster 

A member of the one of the British Ministry of Defence's covert special ops units, apparently originally named after their service in the 'Bogside' area of Derry, Northern Ireland during the troubles there. Known to have seen service in the middle east, Iraq and Afghanistan.

Reputed to have used baseball bats and swords & hammers during close quarter attacks to remove hard core IRA units rather than using firearms and having a reputation even amongst IRA units as ultra-violent with no apparent chain of command.
"There's monsters(bogmonsters) loose on the Bog(side) tonight"
bogmonster by Droopy_Bollocks May 14, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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