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bucklecock

A dire medical situation in which a male human has BROKEN his erect penis.

Although the penis is not really a bone - it only feels that way 90% of the time! - it can still be broken, if enough force is applied at the correct angle (e.g. falling on it, or slamming it in a door).

Often, there is an audible "cracking" sound accompanying this tortuous, apocalyptic event. And, like a broken bone, the fractured penis needs to be "set" as soon as possible after breakage occurs, to ensure proper healing.

A broken penis is a medical emergency, so if you are experiencing the symptoms of bucklecock (screaming in pain, penis misshapen and pointing off at a sickening angle, significant other has feinted from the sight of it, etc.) then I implore you to stop reading this and seek professional medical assistance immediately.
I fell out of bed last night and got bucklecock! When I wouldn't quit screaming, my girlfriend taped a tennis ball in my mouth and drove me to the emergency room, where everyone laughed at me while I laid under a table, whimpering.
bucklecock by cathodeRay March 14, 2008

buckletuckin' 

When a man gets an erection in an uncomfortable public area and must tuck his penis into the buckle of his belt as to not allow others to see his excitement.
"hey dude look at those hot chicks"
(your wiener starts to rise, and you realize your grandma is across the room)
"dude I'm buckletuckin'!"
buckletuckin' by kalytie July 26, 2009

Bucklefuck 

To destroy something utterly in a gruesome or over-the-top fashion.
"Wow, you really bucklefucked the other team last night."
"That train totally bucklefucked that car!"
Bucklefuck by Simplicity Lost August 12, 2009

buckleface 

donald trump..someone so ugly, fat, smelly, and looks like a buckleface
you’re a buckleface
buckleface by buckleface275 December 30, 2017

Bundleback 

An extremely fat person who looks like they have bundles of raw meat strapped to their back.
Is Kirstie Alley still a bundleback? Sources say yes.
Bundleback by Dr. Pasto February 23, 2011

bucklecock

1)Condition created from the consumption of excess alcohol resulting in temporary impotence.
2)Condition created from seeing extremely fat or ugly women resulting in temporary impotence.
When I saw her face it was total bucklecock, dood!
bucklecock by Remover October 3, 2003