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Bucklefuck

To destroy something utterly in a gruesome or over-the-top fashion.
"Wow, you really bucklefucked the other team last night."
"That train totally bucklefucked that car!"
by Simplicity Lost August 12, 2009
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bundlefuck

Screwing over a consumer by forcing him or her to purchase a large amount of games and/or accessories at the launch of a new console. Usable as a noun or verb.
"Gamestop's XBOX360 Ultimate Bundle costs $1200 but doesn't even include a second controller! What a bundlefuck!"

"Electronics Boutique really bundlefucked me when I bought a PSP - I only wanted Lumines but they also forced me to buy crap games."
by Moggraider September 6, 2005
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Outer Bumblefuck

a place located far from a metropolitan area, in the middle of nowhere. Always written to a resemble a real name of a village.
Where's Jim from?
Oh, God, some small village in Outer Bumblefuck.
by EddieTheIdiot June 9, 2009
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bumblefuck

noun, middle of nowhere, usually used with a cardinal direction, such as North, South, East, or West. Origin: Ghetto
"Where you at?"
"East Bumblefuck! Ah donknow"
by Anonymous November 4, 2002
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East bumblefuck

somewhere inconviniently far away
I'm in the middle of East bumblefuck with that little whore Steven.
by ANdreas May 18, 2003
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bucklecock

A dire medical situation in which a male human has BROKEN his erect penis.

Although the penis is not really a bone - it only feels that way 90% of the time! - it can still be broken, if enough force is applied at the correct angle (e.g. falling on it, or slamming it in a door).

Often, there is an audible "cracking" sound accompanying this tortuous, apocalyptic event. And, like a broken bone, the fractured penis needs to be "set" as soon as possible after breakage occurs, to ensure proper healing.

A broken penis is a medical emergency, so if you are experiencing the symptoms of bucklecock (screaming in pain, penis misshapen and pointing off at a sickening angle, significant other has feinted from the sight of it, etc.) then I implore you to stop reading this and seek professional medical assistance immediately.
I fell out of bed last night and got bucklecock! When I wouldn't quit screaming, my girlfriend taped a tennis ball in my mouth and drove me to the emergency room, where everyone laughed at me while I laid under a table, whimpering.
by cathodeRay March 14, 2008
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West Bumblefuck

used to describe a place really far away
Yeah, thats all the way out in West Bumblefuch
by Wang May 26, 2002
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