A dire medical situation in which a male human has
BROKEN his erect penis.
Although the penis is not really a bone - it only feels that way
90% of the time! - it can still be
broken, if enough force is applied at the correct angle (e.g. falling on it, or slamming it in a
door).
Often, there is an audible "cracking" sound accompanying this tortuous, apocalyptic event. And, like a broken bone, the fractured penis needs to be "set" as soon as possible after breakage occurs, to ensure proper healing.
A broken penis is a medical emergency, so if you are experiencing the symptoms of bucklecock (screaming in
pain, penis misshapen and pointing off at a sickening angle, significant other has feinted from the sight of it, etc.) then I implore you to stop
reading this and seek professional medical assistance immediately.
I fell out of bed last
night and
got bucklecock! When I wouldn't quit screaming, my girlfriend taped a tennis ball in my
mouth and drove me to the emergency room, where everyone laughed at me while I laid under a table, whimpering.
