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bucklebuck

Similar to a hucklebuck, with the exception that the bucklebuck is even more exaggerated to the point where the girls legs are behind her head and contorted as such that she resembles a pretzel, or belt buckle.
She threw her legs behind her head for a hucklebuck fuck, but I bent her ass into a pretzel for a full on BUCKLEBUCK!
by SwayingTree September 29, 2018
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buckbuckbuck consciousness

A term coined by a woman living in a seaside town in California where she realized that listening to the neighborhood chickens was a great way to meditate.
I begin each day attuning myself to the chickens as they make their wonderful sounds and so I call my resulting happiness buckbuckbuck consciousness!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2021
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bucklecock

A dire medical situation in which a male human has BROKEN his erect penis.

Although the penis is not really a bone - it only feels that way 90% of the time! - it can still be broken, if enough force is applied at the correct angle (e.g. falling on it, or slamming it in a door).

Often, there is an audible "cracking" sound accompanying this tortuous, apocalyptic event. And, like a broken bone, the fractured penis needs to be "set" as soon as possible after breakage occurs, to ensure proper healing.

A broken penis is a medical emergency, so if you are experiencing the symptoms of bucklecock (screaming in pain, penis misshapen and pointing off at a sickening angle, significant other has feinted from the sight of it, etc.) then I implore you to stop reading this and seek professional medical assistance immediately.
I fell out of bed last night and got bucklecock! When I wouldn't quit screaming, my girlfriend taped a tennis ball in my mouth and drove me to the emergency room, where everyone laughed at me while I laid under a table, whimpering.
by cathodeRay March 14, 2008
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buckletuckin'

When a man gets an erection in an uncomfortable public area and must tuck his penis into the buckle of his belt as to not allow others to see his excitement.
"hey dude look at those hot chicks"
(your wiener starts to rise, and you realize your grandma is across the room)
"dude I'm buckletuckin'!"
by kalytie July 26, 2009
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Bucklefuck

To destroy something utterly in a gruesome or over-the-top fashion.
"Wow, you really bucklefucked the other team last night."
"That train totally bucklefucked that car!"
by Simplicity Lost August 12, 2009
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Buckle buck

A guy who dresses up like a cowboy when going to the rodeo and tries to hook up with winning bronc and bull riders. They typically wear Keith Urban straw cowboy hats, Brad Paisley button up shirts, fresh out of the box pointed toe cowboy boots and skinny jeans. Typically they are freshly shaven.
I went to the rodeo with my buddy Murph and he was acting like a Buckle Buck all night. I had no idea he went broke back until then.
by Spidermonkey317 July 23, 2021
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hucklebuckle

The sexual position of having a women's ankles to her ears and pounding the shit out of her.
I got dad's secretary in the hucklebuckle at the party last night.
by Deer Man August 24, 2005
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