Brutish

They way you spell and pronounce "British" like a demonized child in girlish bohemian clothes thus looking like a French girl. The reason why "Brutish" is close to "British" is not only because of the Brexit vote and progress but for how they antagonize Mainland Europe just like in a number of TV "programs" featuring "British" people especially to mention that they are proud war-freaks hence they are not fit to be in the E.U. since the E.U. is generally built for peace so that is why Brexit Britain will be just a Great "Brutain", isle of grayish "Brutes" in which it echoes the pragmatic French and Germans realizing that they call them names such as "rosbif(s)" and "Inselaffe(n)".

La connard! Those "Brutish" beasts just wanna invade Brussels with their Brexit fantasies just like how they are seen on TV and in the "movies", time to punish those "Brutish" roast beefs!

The "Brutish" people are the ones who pioneered their lousy culture exclusive for men only hence they invented FHM and other magazines like Arena...

Don't ever listen to sexist Brexit "Brutish" music like Ed Sheeran, why not try "Numa Numa", "Hard Rock Hallelujah", any French singer who is plain meaningless or "Du Hast" to make you feel European than "Brutish"!

Brutish by The Saviour of Takeshima June 16, 2018

Why so British? 

A truly Epic line from Dark Bakura from YuGiOh: the abridged Series.

to give context for Why so British? : "Am I scaring you? is it the Accent? let me tell you how i got it....

My father was a drinker. One night he went a little crazier than usual so my mummy got the teapot to defend herself. He didn't like that, so he pours boiling hot tea all over her. Then, he comes at me with the teapot and he asks, "Why... so... BRITISH?"

Why so British? by HaerBannog November 15, 2012

British 

How can the majority of British people be happy living in this stinking shithole? Don't get me wrong, it has some nice scenery and not everyone is to blame, the problem is the utterly backwards leadership.

Why do British people put up with this stinking dump? The sea is infested with human shit, nearly everywhere you go stinks of drugs/weed, feral kids are freely destroying property or harassing people in the street, and you can't hurt somebody's feelings with insults over the internet, or you get arrested for breaking some completely asinine law called Malicious Communications.

Leaders/police can't be bothered to deal with physical crime, but they'll take you away for shooting someone in the heart with the words coming from your mouth or keyboard. Remember that everyone else is allowed to verbally abuse you online even from other countries but you're not allowed to say a word back.

Rowan Atkinson did a great video on Britain's "free speech" problem. Ricky Gervais has made his feelings clear on how pathetic Britain's laws are, and I'm pretty certain John Cleese feels the same way as well. All 3 are pretty intelligent & funny people.

Leaders: Lets allow tons of illegals into the country and eliminate freedom of speech and expression to make the jobs of the police easier.

Utterly backwards country. Destroying itself from the inside out, the word Orwellian comes to mind.
Fucking stupid dump.

British by Anti BS September 2, 2023

british vietnamese international school 

A camouflage vietnamese school that sucking (took) its budget from the british international school. Many children here suffers from heightism and debts.

Jun: You know what's worse than capitalism?
Tom: what
Jun: british vietnamese international school!
Tom: Damn straight

british vietnamese international school by DucHuy-peasant February 21, 2022

britishphobic 

When you want to oppress British people.

Kid: I'm British.
Other kid: Ew! Your British? I hate you, people!
Kid: Britishphobic is scary..

britishphobic by Celebetic January 13, 2021

Showers That Are British

Another way of saying 'rain' since, in Britain, people sometimes refer to rain as showers. It is also called this because it rains a lot in Britain

Louis: I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British
Fans: why are the showers British

Showers That Are British by yourneighborhoodmashtongirl November 17, 2020

British Scrub

Scrubbing/brushing your teeth with a towel to clean the plaque off your teeth. Known as British due to the stereotype of English folks having yellow/white teeth which is the usual result of a British Scrub.

Nigel your teeth are mighty yellow, perform a quick British Scrub in the bathroom before your meeting in a few minutes.

British Scrub by ScrubbyNigelMcScrub July 13, 2017